Catch me Friday, May 7 at CityArts Festival!
The Dallas CityArts Festival entertainment folks asked me to submit a Stage Plot for my set, anchoring the Exposition stage from 9-10 p.m. Friday, May 7 at Fair Park.
Had to look that up to find out a stage plot is a diagram of your band setup. Seemed pretty silly to draw a plot for just me and my guitar. But I made one anyway and dressed it up in Photoshop.
Oh, the show itself will suck. But my stage plot displays excellent initiative and an active mind!
Fair Park is site of the 1936 Texas Centennial Exposition and host to the world’s largest collection of Art Deco exhibit buildings, art and sculpture, along with numerous museums and other attractions.
Take the Map of Fair Park with you!
Posted in:at 12:22 pm Thu, May 6, 2010.
An unaffiliated SXSW event
It’s an unaffiliated SXSW event! Continue reading
Posted in:at 6:42 pm Tue, Mar 16, 2010.
Moon cracks Comedy Top Ten
Those of us who work tirelessly in music naturally feel great satisfaction when our years of struggle finally pay off with the recognition we so richly deserve.
Other than myself, for my spastic vocal performance, I must thank Steve Wheatley of the almost-daily Dalecast for this fantastic honor. I’m now on the chart with a bunch of other stupid songs, more than one of whose titles include references to “boobs.” Continue reading
Posted in:at 10:41 pm Mon, Mar 15, 2010.
Fan Turetzky Syndrome on Facebook
Thank goodness Facebook has gotten so hot, because I’ve been on Twitter for months now — blogging for even longer — and I’m so bored with those stuffy old media.
I’ll be posting gig reports, images, audio and video and inviting comments — you know, pretty much the same crap I do here. Continue reading
Posted in:at 12:49 am Tue, Feb 9, 2010.
Tyrone Kahn explodes some myths
My pal Tyrone Kahn has a thing about profanity, at least where Kahn Man’s Comedy Corner is concerned, because he considers his monthly podcast to be family entertainment.
Farts are another story. On the phone, Tyrone farts frequently and without shame. “I can smell that one from here!” I tell him, while marshaling my forces for a return blast. Continue reading
Posted in:at 12:39 am Wed, Feb 3, 2010.
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