News: July 26, 2004-March 13, 2006
03-13-06:
Look What I Made! now circulating at the Dallas Public Library.
02-26-06:
Red Peters Show to feature Her Shit Don’t Stink and interview with Ken at 8 p.m. EDT Wednesday, March 1. Listen on the Sirius Satellite Radio Howard Stern Howard 100 channel.
01-24-06:
Ken to perform at Dallas Music Fest 2006. Showtime set for 8 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 28 at Sons of Hermann Hall.
01-09-06:
Ken is a featured blues artist at Artist Direct Ultimate Band List for the week of January 9.
08-30-05:
Ken selected for North Texas New Music Festival, set for Sept. 29-Oct. 1 in Dallas’ Deep Ellum club district.
07-28-05:
Look What I Made! is No. 3 album on Tower Records Top Local Charts.
06-05-05:
Look What I Made! added to All Music Guide.
05-30-05:
Ken’s music to be featured at noon, 5 p.m. and midnight CDT Wednesday, June 1, in repeat of Four-Play special on DFSX Comedy Radio. (Scroll down for listing).
04-21-05:
Look What I Made! is No. 5 album on Tower Records Local Releases chart.
04-20-05:
Ken’s music to be featured at 9 p.m. and midnight CDT today in Four-Play special on DFSX Comedy Radio.
04-17-05:
My Fat Ass Itches is No. 3 on Dr. Demento’s “Funny Five”!
04-11-05:
Ken is now listed at chucklemonkey.com comedy resource. (Scroll down for listing).
04-10-05:
Check out the Ken Turetzky artist’s page at The Mad Music Archive.
04-07-05:
Look What I Made! added to Indiana State University library catalog.
03-26-05:
My Fat Ass Itches is No. 4 on Dr. Demento’s latest Funny Five!
03-25-05:
Ken added to Texas Talent Register.
03-11-05:
My Fat Ass Itches airs as No. 5 song in Dr. Demento’s Funny Five.
02-17-05:
Look What I Made! for sale in comedy section at Bill’s Records in Dallas.
02-14-05: Look What I Made! available at Tower Records and Paperbacks Plus in Dallas. First retail outlets for Ken’s disc.
02-06-05:
NBOX Music All Comedy! adds Look What I Made! to its rotation. Ken’s CD is also streaming on all three stations at khaha.com.
02-05-05:
Dr. Demento plays My Fat Ass Itches. Demented momentum builds.
01-09-05:
Dr. Demento spins Today Was A Very Good Day. Ken’s debut on this syndicated comedy show.
01-02-05:
Ken places four songs in the DFSX Comedy Radio Top 50 for 2004. My Fat Ass Itches is No. 5.
12-01-04:
Look What I Made! debuts on Sirius Satellite Radio’s Raw Dog Channel. Search the Sirius playlist for “Ken Turetzky” and other artists.
11-01-04:
Ken tops the charts at DFSX Comedy Radio:
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DFSXRadio Top 9 of the Week for Oct. 29-31, 2004
- Don’t Really Matter – Ken Turetzky
- Old McDonald’s Deformed Farm – Seamus Kennedy
- I Am Man, Hear Me Snore – Drunk & Disorderly
- Today Was a Very Good Day – Ken Turetzky
- You Were Wrong Captain Sanchez – Worm Quartet
- I Pulled My Groin – The Arrogant Worms
- Don’t Hear the Beeper – Steve Goodie
- Channel E – Steve Goodie
- Memories of You – Heywood Banks
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DFSXRadio Top 9 of the Week for Sept. 18-19, 2004
- Cat Hair Everywhere – Lee Fortune
- Gotta Get a Girlfriend – Henry Phillips
- My Fat Ass Itches – Ken Turetzky
- If They Found Me Dead – Ken Turetzky
- Today Was a Very Good Day – Ken Turetzky
- Ole McDonald Rap – Elwood Smooch
- I Love Nascar – Cledus T. Judd (w/ Toby Keith)
- Growing Up (Bob and Tom version) – Henry Phillips
- Take This Pump And Shove It – Cliff And Company Players
07-26-04:
TM Century Comedy Network distributes two tracks from Look What I Made! nationally via its weekly radio prep service. My Fat Ass Itches and retitled Her Sh– Don’t Stink carry “caution” warnings.
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