April 23, 2006
Get lyrics and band info
for Look What I Made!
Write three verses and a chorus and you’ve got yourself a song that everyone wants to hear. It’s just that simple. Now available: lyrics and band information for all five tracks from my EP, Look What I Made!
Her Shit Don’t Stink advances
in Red Peters listener voting
Her Shit Don’t Stink placed third in the opening round of the Sirius Radio Red Peters Listener Submission Countdown as voting closed Wednesday. That means my comedy music ballad will advance to a final round of ballot-stuffing at year-end.
Competing in a field of 12 songs featured on Red’s first four shows for the Howard Stern/Howard 101 Channel, Her Shit Don’t Stink collected 18.4% of the vote. Two other profane tunes tied for first place with 19.3 percent of the vote.
Want to hear more of Ken’s songs on Sirius Radio? Send requests to Red Peters, Raw Dog Comedy Channel host Phil Iazzetta and comedy program director John McDermott. Or, call 1-866-4-RAWDOG and leave a message for Phil.
Look What They Made! debuts
Chris Wilkinson, primary purveyor of the “North of Watford” sound that originates from his hometown outside of London, England, has produced not one, but two covers of the comedy blues tune My Fat Ass Itches.
Chris Wilkinson (center) and bandmates
Chris lends a light, clever touch to his own comedy songs, and to My Fat Ass Itches as well. Preview Chris’s songs in my new feature, ook What They Made! Select the Sitting In link in the menu at upper left.
Red stuck on Her Shit Don’t Stink
I first appeared as a guest on the Red Peters Show on March 1. Red played Her Shit Don’t Stink and declared: “I’ll tell ya, once this song gets stuck in your head, it’s hard to get out!” Listen to the interview: 
(2:32).
Red recently featured my song again and said, “Now that’s another tune that burrows right into your brain. I mean, I still wake up in the middle of the night with that friggin’
song playin’ in my head. You know, that’s a sticky one.”
Listen: (0:47).
Posted in: at 3:35 pm Sun, Apr 23, 2006.
Gigs
Event: Ken Turetzky at Red River Art Party.
Time and Date: 7:30-8 p.m. CDT Saturday, March 20, 2010.
Location: , 94 Red River Street, Austin, TX, 75039. (214) 738-4853.
Details: I'll be performing a 30-minute comedy set at this non-sanctioned SXSW event in , hosted by resident artist Mark Goad. Shows will run all day, from 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Suggested donation: $5.
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Drinking For England and The Homicidal Maniac's Song © 2006 and You Suck Bad © 2007 Small Pudding/ASCAP. Kicked In The Nuts © 2006 Brandon Higgins.
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