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Archive: May 2006

Ken to back Lee Fortune at DART gig

Lee FortuneI’ll be sitting in on harmonica with Lee Fortune from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Thursday, June 1, at the Dallas Area Rapid Transit West End Station. Lee is this week’s featured artist for the
DART Music Station outdoor concert series.

DART West End Station is located on Pacific Avenue, between Market and Lamar streets, in downtown Dallas. Continue reading

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Posted in: Gigs at 7:34 pm Tue, May 30, 2006.

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Posted in: News at 6:19 pm Fri, May 19, 2006.

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Lyrics, band info for Look What I Made!

Ken Turetzky Comedy Music CD Write three verses and a chorus and you’ve got yourself a song that everyone wants to hear. It’s just that simple. Now available: lyrics and band information for all five tracks from my EP, Look What I Made!

Posted in: Lyrics at 5:39 pm Fri, May 12, 2006.

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Shit advances in Red Peters vote

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Her Shit Don’t Stink placed third in the opening round of the Sirius Radio Red Peters Listener Submission Countdown. That means my comedy music ballad will advance to a final round of ballot-stuffing at the end of the year. Take a look at the vote summary.

Competing in a field of 12 songs featured on Red’s first four shows for the Howard Stern/Howard 101 Channel, Her Shit Don’t Stink collected 18.4 percent of the vote. Two other profane tunes tied for first place with 19.3 percent. Continue reading

Posted in: Radio at 5:29 pm Thu, May 11, 2006.

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Brit comic covers My Fat Ass Itches

Chris Wilkinson, primary purveyor of the “North of Watford” sound that originates from his hometown outside of London, England, has produced not one, but two covers of the comedy blues tune My Fat Ass Itches.

My Fat Ass Itches reached No. 3 on syndicated comedy radio host Dr. Demento’s “Funny Five” during April 2005 and appears as the lead track on my EP, Look What I Made! It became a staple of a weekly long-distance jam session between Chris and friend Lia De Reis after Lia caught the tune on the Web. Continue reading

Posted in: Profiles at 4:27 pm Wed, May 10, 2006.

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