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Posted in: News at 11:17 pm Tue, May 2, 2006.

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Produced and engineered by Lee Fortune at Bright Spot Music Studios, Dallas, Texas.

Musicians include:

Ken Turetzky — Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
Daria McBee — Background vocals
Lee Fortune — Acoustic and lead guitars, bass guitar, keyboards and egg shaker
Terry McIntyre — Percussion Continue reading

Posted in: Lyrics at 2:34 am Tue, May 2, 2006.

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My Fat Ass Itches

Been on the street all day
I’ve been all over town
Gonna be on my feet some more, you know I can’t sit down
Because my fat ass itches
My fat ass itches
My fat ass itches
And oh, I can’t be livin’ thisaway Continue reading

Posted in: Lyrics at 2:33 am Tue, May 2, 2006.

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Her Shit Don’t Stink


She thinks her excrement has no odor
Some people got it, she got it too
It’s just a gift that makes her special
The thing that makes her better than you

Her shit don’t stink
Her shit don’t stink
Her shit don’t stink
Her shit don’t stink Continue reading

Posted in: Lyrics at 2:32 am Tue, May 2, 2006.

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Don’t Really Matter


I’m in love with that girl right there
Pretty Mexican girl with the dark brown hair
Big brown eyes and hands so small
Seen one Mexican girl and you seen ‘em all

I asked one out and I asked one more
The first one laughed and the other looked bored
I don’t ask for a reason and they don’t say
And I don’t know why but it’s always that way. Continue reading

Posted in: Lyrics at 2:31 am Tue, May 2, 2006.

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