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Don’t Really Matter
I’m in love with that girl right there
Pretty Mexican girl with the dark brown hair
Big brown eyes and hands so small
Seen one Mexican girl and you seen ‘em all
I asked one out and I asked one more
The first one laughed and the other looked bored
I don’t ask for a reason and they don’t say
And I don’t know why but it’s always that way.
Six feet tall and she is it
And I don’t have the common sense to quit
You can tell she’s a model but you know what they’re like
Starve like jockeys and besides they’re dykes.
Fat girls like me, yes they do
And I’ve liked them a time or two
Well, call me a pig but I confess
That I’ve been holding out for less.
In love with one, intrigued by another
Can’t stand this girl but I like her mother
They’re all different and they’re all the same
But it don’t really matter ’cause I can’t get laid.
(© Ken Turetzky 2003)
Don’t Really Matter (1:19) (128k)
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The band:
Ken Turetzky: Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
Lee Fortune: Acoustic guitar, keyboards and egg shaker
Peggy Frey: Egg shaker
Song history
No. 13 song on DFSX Comedy Radio Top 50 for 2004.
Debuted on Sirius Radio Raw Dog Comedy Channel,
Dec. 10, 2004.
Posted in: at 2:31 am Tue, May 2, 2006.
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