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Her Shit Don’t Stink
She thinks her excrement has no odor
Some people got it, she got it too
It’s just a gift that makes her special
The thing that makes her better than you
Her shit don’t stink
Her shit don’t stink
Her shit don’t stink
Her shit don’t stink
She cuts a fart and calls it music
She says she likes to pump her own gas
But let her smell your fear and it’s over
At your fun’ral she’ll be blowing Taps
Chorus
She’ll only have a man if he’s pretty
Berates him for his zero IQ
She makes him change and then she dumps him
Because now he’s not the man she knew
Chorus
One day a scientific commission
Will probe her soul, her body and mind
They’ll try to date her but she’ll refuse them
When it’s finished this is what they’ll find:
Chorus
(© Ken Turetzky 1999)
Her Shit Don’t Stink (1:33) (128k)
$.99 (320k) • 
The band:
Ken Turetzky: Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
Daria McBee: Background vocals
Lee Fortune: Bass guitar
Song history
Oglio taps Her Shit Don’t Stink for Best Of Red Peters Show CD.
Red Peters Comedy Music Show Year-End Countdown, Dec. 30-31, 2006.
Placed third in opening round of Red Peters Listener Submission Countdown on Sirius Radio Howard 100/101 that concluded April 9, 2006. Advances to year-end final.
Red Peters Show, April 7, 2006.
Red Peters Show, March 1, 2006.
Debuted on Sirius Radio Raw Dog Comedy Channel,
August 11, 2004.
Distributed nationally by TM Century Comedy Network Prep Service for week of July 26, 2004.
Posted in: at 2:32 am Tue, May 2, 2006.
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I understand that you have won the third place with this song. Congratulations to you. You deserve better, as I have already said in another comment, but it’s also recognition of your talent.
I wanted the lyrics of the song and now that I have them I must say that you did deserve the first place.
Thanks for the lyrics and come up with more.