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Today Was A Very Good Day


Today was a very good day
Some beautiful things went down in my world
Today was a very good day
I think that my luck is starting to turn
Uh-huh Continue reading

Posted in: Lyrics at 2:30 am Tue, May 2, 2006.

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If They Found Me Dead


If they found me dead
Dead and gone
My spirit fled, my life at end, my body done
I’d be in a better place, a peaceful smile upon my face
My clammy fingers wrapped around the gun Continue reading

Posted in: Lyrics at 2:29 am Tue, May 2, 2006.

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