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12/09/08: Song Seek was great while it lasted. DogstarRadio now offers a Sirius Playlist Search.

Sirius Satellite Radio Raw Dog Comedy ChannelVisit Song Seek, type “Ken Turetzky” into the Artist window and find my recent play history on the Sirius Satellite Radio Raw Dog Comedy Channel. Continue reading

Posted in: Radio at 11:39 pm Thu, May 4, 2006.

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Look What I Made! is now circulating at the Dallas Public Library and Indiana State University’s Cunningham Memorial Library. Continue reading

Posted in: News at 11:36 pm Wed, May 3, 2006.

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Posted in: News at 11:17 pm Tue, May 2, 2006.

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Produced and engineered by Lee Fortune at Bright Spot Music Studios, Dallas, Texas.

Musicians include:

Ken Turetzky — Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
Daria McBee — Background vocals
Lee Fortune — Acoustic and lead guitars, bass guitar, keyboards and egg shaker
Terry McIntyre — Percussion Continue reading

Posted in: Lyrics at 2:34 am Tue, May 2, 2006.

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My Fat Ass Itches

Been on the street all day
I’ve been all over town
Gonna be on my feet some more, you know I can’t sit down
Because my fat ass itches
My fat ass itches
My fat ass itches
And oh, I can’t be livin’ thisaway Continue reading

Posted in: Lyrics at 2:33 am Tue, May 2, 2006.

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