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Posted in: at 11:39 pm Thu, May 4, 2006.
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Posted in: at 11:36 pm Wed, May 3, 2006.
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Posted in: at 11:17 pm Tue, May 2, 2006.
Track info for Look What I Made!
Produced and engineered by Lee Fortune at Bright Spot Music Studios, Dallas, Texas.
Musicians include:
Ken Turetzky — Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
Daria McBee — Background vocals
Lee Fortune — Acoustic and lead guitars, bass guitar, keyboards and egg shaker
Terry McIntyre — Percussion Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:34 am Tue, May 2, 2006.
Lyrics and band info
My Fat Ass Itches
Been on the street all day
I’ve been all over town
Gonna be on my feet some more, you know I can’t sit down
Because my fat ass itches
My fat ass itches
My fat ass itches
And oh, I can’t be livin’ thisaway Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:33 am Tue, May 2, 2006.
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Drinking For England and The Homicidal Maniac's Song © 2006 and You Suck Bad © 2007 Small Pudding/ASCAP. Kicked In The Nuts © 2006 Brandon Higgins.
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