!Archive: January 12, 2007
Mistakes have been made
“Where mistakes have been made …,” suggests our President, substituting a blank-faced expression of inscrutability for his more familiar used-war-salesman squint.
But as institutions of any sort, White House included, revile the burden of “responsibility,” the questionable Red Peters Comedy Music Show Top 16 poll on Sirius Radio’s Howard Stern/Howard 101 Channel continues to evade serious scrutiny.
If it were a serious subject, I suppose I’d be more concerned about the hacked vote. But despite my efforts to tamp down the controversy, Schnauzer Logic host Robin Goldstein continues to fan the flames. (How’s that for disingenuous political posturing?) Continue reading
Posted in: at 11:33 pm Fri, Jan 12, 2007.
Do your feet smell?
“Do your feet smell?”
“My feet don’t smell!”
“And Her Shit Don’t Stink!”
Out-of-context, it makes no sense, but Robin, Sean and Sheri interrupt their conversation to plug my entry in the Red Peters Comedy Music Show Year-End Countdown on Sirius Radio. Continue reading
Posted in: at 6:42 pm Fri, Jan 12, 2007.
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