Artiesondrugs.com intervenes
in fight to save Stern funnyman
Loveable trans-fat freak Artie Lange, a cast member on the Howard Stern Show for the past five years, has ruefully noted his flirtation with intoxicating substances, among them Jack Daniel’s, cocaine, pancakes and more recently, heroin.
The Horse is a comedy rock god’s pedigree. But fans fear that Lange is emulating his hero and lookalike, John Belushi, who died in 1982 of a heroin overdose at the age of 33.
Now, purely in the spirit of altruism, a Stern show fan named Russ has created ArtiesOnDrugs.com in order to “track all the signs that Artie Lange’s on drugs.”
Through the site, Russ hopes to enlist the efforts of Stern’s army of loyal listeners and obsessive kibbitzers (see Welcome, Robinswrong.com) to preserve the life of this vital entertainer. “With everyone’s combined efforts,” Russ says, “we can make a difference.”
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