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Archive: February 19, 2007

Portrait captures pain behind comic genius

Love Hurts featuring Ken Turetzky by Steve Van Gelder at wouldstock.com

Without pain, we would have no art for audiences to examine, internalize, claim as inspiration or blithely reject.

And I suppose if one factor separates my comedy music from the artistically disposable Demento crowd at one extreme and the scatologically unconstrained Howard Stern scene at the other, it would be my painfully ironic view of love and romance.

That’s the way I would paint my self-portrait, anyway. Besides, it’s easier to paint a heart than an outsized ego. But don’t take my word for it. Continue reading

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Posted in: News at 11:43 pm Mon, Feb 19, 2007.

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The Gamma Knife of love

Schnauzer Logic PodcastIt’s Valentine’s Day, and following tradition, Schnauzer Logic’s Robin Diane Goldstein marks the occasion by previewing her upcoming brain surgery, two days hence.

(Editor’s note: “The radiation never came anywhere near a vital organ,” Robin reports following the event. “The (operation) took about six hours, including the scaffolding and drywall, x-rays and Homeland Security check and the actual Gamma Knife procedure.”)

Fortunately, the only vital organ of concern for me this bitter holiday season was a broken heart. Accordingly, I shared a particularly offensive story about my neurotic ex-girlfriend with the giddy panel of regulars, including Sheri Stevens, Sean Meehan and Parviz Fathali. Continue reading

Posted in: Interviews at 1:57 am Mon, Feb 19, 2007.

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