!Archive: February 2007
Happy Fuckin’ Anniversary
Schnauzer Logic celebrated its first anniversary on February 1, and in typical insecure faux celebrity fashion, I dropped a very special greeting in host Robin Diane Goldstein’s voice mailbox.
“We love Ken Turetzky. He’s the half-brother from the other mother we never knew we had,” Robin said in response, providing the affirmation I so desperately need.
Robin has been considering an offer to share the podcast with her former radio home, KSCO in Santa Cruz, Calif. I’ve advised against the move on the grounds that my trademark phrase, “cocksucker motherfucker!”, would be bleeped on FCC-patrolled terrestrial radio. Continue reading
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