!Archive: May 7, 2007
My Massimo Ass Itches
Neil Dixon’s all over the shrinking Cadbury creme egg and coffee bar patrons who insist on ordering a “Large” when the menu clearly indicates “Massimo” as the preferred choice.
But that’s why God made podcasts, so those of us who are bugged by stuff will have a place to “Vente.”
Neil concludes his coffee rant with a little My Fat Ass Itches, struggles mightily with “Turetzky” (I’m assembling a greatest hits collection of famous mispronunciations) and generously declares my song “a great blues track which I can’t play on 212Blues.” Continue reading
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