!Archive: May 9, 2007
More Ken Tur-zetz-ky
There’s an aphorism in show business — maybe you’ve heard it — that reads: I don’t care what you say about me, just make sure you mangle my name!
Big Phil of Big Phil’s Love Parade and I have this thing going on. See, Phil plays one of my songs, or just plugs my Web site, and in the process, gleefully identifies me as Ken Tur-zetz-ky.
He really hammers on that zetz-ky, too. Hits the syllable hard. You’ve gotta admire the guy for his passion. In fact, I was just about to go with Hank Shiffman’s “Turetzky Syndrome” idea as sort of a brand identification, but now I’m seriously thinking about “Tur-zetz-ky.” Continue reading
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