!Archive: May 22, 2007
You can’t tuna whitefish
The Schnauzer Logic gang is doing a show about death, and the cheery subject provides a good excuse to drop in my song, If They Found Me Dead.
The theme arose from SL’s recent interest in New York Times obituaries authored by Margalit Fox, whose favorite topic in the whole wide world has proven to be posthumous profiles of Jewish whitefish vendors.
Speaking of fish, here’s a timely verse in my maudlin melody: Continue reading
Posted in: at 10:48 pm Tue, May 22, 2007.
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