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Schnauzer Logic: You can’t tuna whitefish
Schnauzer Logic, Episode 54
Date: May 17, 2007
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Summary: The Schnauzer Logic gang is doing a show about death, and the cheery subject provides a good excuse to drop in my song, If They Found Me Dead.
The theme arose from SL’s recent interest in New York Times obituaries authored by Margalit Fox, whose favorite topic in the whole wide world has proven to be posthumous profiles of Jewish whitefish vendors.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
Speaking of fish, here’s a timely verse in my maudlin melody:
If they found me dead
As a lox
And on my plate
A burger from Jack-In-The-Box….
Finally, in a noble effort to save my own fading music career, Robin provides this show note:
For those keeping track, the music this week all had to do with “dead” things (to honor our guest), including a reprise of the hit, “If They Found Me Dead” by schnauzer logic’s favorite contrarian, the jewish andy rooney, Ken Turetzky. we love ken and if you want to be a good kid, go buy one (or all) of ken’s songs from his web site or the Apple iTunes Music Store.
So, when do we eat?
Smoked (1:06).
Posted in: at 10:48 pm Tue, May 22, 2007.
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