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Archive: July 11, 2007

I’ll Get Old And Die breaks on KMCC

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Brandon Higgins had been bugging me to come down to Waco (that’s in Texas) and record some tracks in his spacious garage apartment, and so the infamous G-1 Sessions occurred in January 2007.

Among the semi-completed songs was a live, raw mix of my uptempo protest song, I’ll Get Old And Die, featuring Brandon on drums and me on vocals and guitar.

My better judgment told me to stash the song with the rest of the half-finished compositions on my hard drive. Instead, in a fit of ego, I gave the song to Tyrone Kahn. Continue reading

Posted in: New Stuff at 7:20 pm Wed, Jul 11, 2007.

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I’ll Get Old And Die


I’ll get old and die one day
I’ll get old and die
You’ll see me on my cloud waving
Bye, bye, bye
At the time I take my leavin’
Then I guess I’ll just quit breathin’
I don’t need a damn good reason
I’ll get old and die! Continue reading

Posted in: Lyrics at 7:16 pm Wed, Jul 11, 2007.

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