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I’ll Get Old And Die
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I’ll get old and die one day
I’ll get old and die
You’ll see me on my cloud waving
Bye, bye, bye
At the time I take my leavin’
Then I guess I’ll just quit breathin’
I don’t need a damn good reason
I’ll get old and die
I won’t live forever
and I won’t go fast
But you cannot kill me
Cause I was made to last
I’ll shrivel up just like a raisin
As I slowly keep on agin’
It will all be quite amazin’
I’ll get old and die
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I won’t get the cancer
And I won’t get the clap
I won’t get hit by a bus
No, I won’t go like that
My fate will rest in Jesus’ hands
Departing for the promised land
Where there’s no Republicans
When I get old and die
I’ll get old and die one day
I’ll get old and die
You’ll see me on my cloud waving
Bye, bye, bye-bye
At the time I take my leavin’
Then I guess I’ll just quit breathin’
I don’t need a damn good reason
I’ll get old and die!
(© Ken Turetzky 2003)
I’ll Get Old And Die (128k)
The band:
Ken Turetzky: Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
Brandon Higgins: Drums
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Dr. Demento Show, November 18, 2007. Show topic is “Thanksgiving”.
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