!Archive: August 6, 2007
Dropping like a rock
How the mighty have fallen.
It seems like only a week ago — in fact, it was only a week ago — that I’ll Get Old And Die debuted as the No. 2 song on David Tanny’s Mad Music Dementia Top 20 show.
Now, sadly, I’m barely hanging in there at No. 17. And Chris Wilkinson’s (as The Volume Brothers) Drinking For England, No. 10 a week ago, is gone completely from the Top 20! Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:35 pm Mon, Aug 6, 2007.
By … special request
“By the time he’s finished his sentence, I’ll Get Old And Die!” quipped Kahn Man’s Comedy Corner host Tyrone Kahn after listening to The Philosophy Guy intro my latest song on the Podsafe Comedy Countdown.
Tyrone, a quirky guy himself, should know better than to mock the delivery of a fellow podcaster and comedy aficionado. It’s certainly something I would never do.
In fact, as an artist in urgent need of exposure, I celebrate TPG’s singular style, even as he languidly introduces I’ll Get Old And Die: “The Number Five song… is new…and it’s from…Ken…Turetzky…and…it’s by…special…request!” Continue reading
Posted in: at 1:08 pm Mon, Aug 6, 2007.
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