!Archive: October 1, 2007
The Freak hits 100
Big Phil’s justifiably shocked at the realization that he’s managed to produce 100 episodes of his beloved podcast, Big Phil’s Love Parade. And so am I.
I’m still waiting on the promised Cheesy Porn Music Tour of comedy clubs and porno palaces Big Phil announced way back in Episode 95. Forgotten, I imagine, like Oklahoma City’s abandoned dogs. Yeah, Phil had big plans for them, too.
You’re welcome, Phil
Thankfully, though, talk is cheap, so Big Phil compensates with effusive thanks to the friends and sycophants who helped build his Freak Network empire. Continue reading
Posted in: at 10:54 pm Mon, Oct 1, 2007.
Last gasp for Die?
Riding a surge of hidden support, I’ll Get Old And Die resurfaced at No. 7 on the latest Mad Music Dementia Top 20.
Even after I’d given it up for lost, this marks the sixth appearance in 10 weeks for my ain’t in a hurry to go nowhere protest song (featuring Brandon Higgins on drums) on David Tanny’s comedy music podcast.
Prolific U.K. bicycle repairman and songwriter/recording artist Chris Wilkinson (as The Volume Brothers) also made the chart at No. 12 with Take The Shame. Continue reading
Posted in: at 8:40 pm Mon, Oct 1, 2007.
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Time and Date: 7:30-8 p.m. CDT Saturday, March 20, 2010.
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Details: I'll be performing a 30-minute comedy set at this non-sanctioned SXSW event in , hosted by resident artist Mark Goad. Shows will run all day, from 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Suggested donation: $5.
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