!Archive: November 2007
Let me bomb again
Robin Goldstein took a good 14 weeks to absorb the blow of her 50th birthday, reassessed her place in the universe and, learning nothing, invited me back as a guest on Schnauzer Logic.
For my part, I managed to stop the show cold with my open mic bits, including a redundant Seinfeld impression, vague, unformed complaints about the negative effects of aging on the human body, and plugs for my renovated music blog. Continue reading
Posted in: at 12:30 am Wed, Nov 28, 2007.
Hold the turkey
Predictably, host David Tanny is starting up with the holiday music on the Mad Music Dementia Top 20, beginning the merciless cycle of turkey and Santa songs.
A retro holiday counter-movement, however, appears to be under way with the voters, who placed three Halloween songs in the Top 20 — including Vampire Surprise by Veronique (aka Weird Val) Chevalier at No. 1.
Following the trend, a not so scary Fly Me To The Moon came in at No. 11 in the countdown. Continue reading
Posted in: at 10:54 pm Sun, Nov 18, 2007.
Cap’n Wayne cries poop, dooms culture
Somebody’s crossing the line here. Who could have imagined a Demented music show with lyrics presented as the author originally intended, un-masked with “clever” audio snippets of fart noises, dogs barking or Jerry Falwell praising Jesus?
Society won’t end today because Captain Wayne broke new wind with his Bathroom Humor edition of The Mad Music Show, but the culture is certainly doomed. Which is not necessarily a bad thing. Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:00 pm Thu, Nov 15, 2007.
I give back to the commoonity
Fly Me To The Moon just made its fifth appearance on David Tanny’s Mad Music Dementia Top 20, jumping a spot to No. 7 in listener voting.
I don’t know how long my Jerry Lewis impression can hold out, but DT sounded a bit scratchy throated during his introductions.
Sounds like he needs a break from introducing the same songs week after week. My previous numbah, I’ll Get Old And Die, appeared a good seven times on MMDT20 before it fell off the list. Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:31 am Thu, Nov 15, 2007.
Red serves up more Stink
The occasion is an “intimate woman’s song set” on The Red Peters Comedy Music Show, and Red demonstrates his intuitive understanding of a woman’s wants and needs with one more play of my own Her Shit Don’t Stink.
New episodes of Red’s show appear the first Monday of each month on the Sirius Radio Howard 101 Channel.
Red’s been featuring tracks from The Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Volume 1, which offers Her Shit Don’t Stink and 18 more fucked-up songs, as Red would say. Continue reading
Posted in: at 12:50 am Wed, Nov 7, 2007.
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