Cap’n Wayne cries poop, dooms culture

Podcast: Mad Music Show
Date: November 11, 2007
Title: Bathroom Humor
Download the show: Episode 99 (Free registration required)

The Mad Music Show with Cap'n WayneSomebody’s crossing the line here. Who could have imagined a Demented music show with lyrics presented as the author originally intended, un-masked with “clever” audio snippets of fart noises, dogs barking or Jerry Falwell praising Jesus?

Society won’t end today because Captain Wayne broke new wind with his Bathroom Humor edition of The Mad Music Show, but the culture is certainly doomed. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

Warning! Warning!

“The show is mostly UNCENSORED! Listen at your own risk!” the Captain warns.

And again: “If you’re easily offended, don’t keep listening! If you’ve got a good sense of humor and are not easily offended then please, stay tuned. If you’ve got any little kids in the room, you might wanna ask them to leave….”

Now, I can argue until I’m wet in the pants that Her Shit Don’t Stink is a tender love song and not an infantile ballad about bodily functions, but I’d run the risk of disenfranchising half my audience.

So, let’s just thank Captain Wayne for taking a risk here, and for showing the people that it’s OK to say @*+&=}$!

Smell my farts  (0:58).

Posted in: Dementia at 2:00 pm Thu, Nov 15, 2007.

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