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A new demented podcast joins the fray

Comedy Music Cellar PodcastThe Rev. Zack offers a delivery as droll and subdued as Kip Dynamite’s, and his Comedy Music Cellar podcast is the latest entry to the free marketplace of alternative dementia.

“I’m your host, Reverend Zack. I’m your minister of comedy music. Funny tunes and lunacy,” the Rev. whispers to his audience.

Comedy Music Cellar is part of the ning social network, and Rev. Zack invites all comedy music artists and fans to post music, videos and commentary. Continue reading

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Posted in: Dementia at 10:02 pm Tue, Dec 4, 2007.

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Outrageous! MMA audience in revolt

Mad Music Dementia Top 20 PodcastSo Dr. Demento finally played one of my songs. So I got a little uppity and told those sawed-off podcasters at the Mad Music Archive that I didn’t need them any more.

Can you blame me? I mean, what would you do if you suddenly got a taste of the big time? Reach back in the gutter and pull out an old cigar butt?

Well, the laugh’s on me, I guess. A couple of weeks have gone by and Dr. Demento hasn’t played any more of my songs. And, if you can believe it, the denizens of the Mad Music Archive are Mad At Me!

Posted in: Dementia at 12:38 am Tue, Dec 4, 2007.

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There’s nothing like the real thing

It’s been more than a year since one of my songs last appeared on The Dr. Demento Show, and during that time I’ve been compelled, in the interest of comedy music survival, to grovel before his lesser demented imitators.

That strategy, however humiliating, served its purpose, keeping me afloat until the Doc played I’ll Get Old And Die in the third segment of his Thanksgiving 2007 show.

Cleverly, Dr. D inserted my song as an endpiece for an obscure National Lampoon Radio Hour bit in which a fake Al Jolson delivers a tribute to his dead Vaudeville pal. Continue reading

Posted in: Dementia at 12:17 am Sat, Dec 1, 2007.

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