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Archive: January 21, 2008

I’m No. 10 (and 11)!

The Mad Music Show with Cap'n Wayne

Best I can tell, Captain Wayne dispenses with unreliable Internet polling and picks his own year-end “top songs” list for the Mad Music Show.

That worked out just fine for me, as the Cap’n selected Fly Me To The Moon and I’ll Get Old And Die as the Nos. 11 and 10, respectively, new songs for 2007.

Why did he pair my songs on the year-end chart? So they wouldn’t be “lonely.” That’s my kind of methodology. Continue reading

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Event:  Ken Turetzky at Red River Art Party.

Time and Date:  7:30-8 p.m. CDT Saturday, March 20, 2010.

Location:  , 94 Red River Street, Austin, TX, 75039. (214) 738-4853.

Details:  I'll be performing a 30-minute comedy set at this non-sanctioned SXSW event in , hosted by resident artist Mark Goad. Shows will run all day, from 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Suggested donation: $5.

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