San Luis rains sink Shawno fitness plan

Podcast: Hyper Nonsense
Date: February 3, 2008
Title: It’s time travellers’ fault
Download the show: HN 103

Long the musician-techno-junk-food-consuming geek, Shawno’s reached his thirties and recently announced his Not A Resolution Health Initiative.

Trouble is, he’s been stuck inside the trailer, unable to exercise, due to extraordinary and relentless Southern California winter rains. His excuse, uttered to Hyper Nonsense co-host Jen: “You took the umbrella!”

Well, it rained here in Texas, too, for about five months straight last spring and summer. Didn’t stop until the reservoirs were ready to overflow and drown us all.

“That’s like crazy Third-World hellhole monsoon weather,” Shawno said of our Texas rain.

“Or DeKalb, Illinois,” said Jen, who used to live in DeKalb, Illinois.

“Did they have to do a benefit concert where you live, Ken? Did you go? Did you do your own benefit concert in your living room?” Shawno asked, and then pretended to be me singing The Ballad Of Morris The Cat.

And then they played Morris The Cat. So I suppose the show wasn’t a total loss.

Last I heard, the sunny weather had returned to San Luis. Hope you’re getting out, Shawno. The “Not A Resolution Health Initiative” lives again!

Putting down the haters  (1:49).

Posted in: Podcast Roundup at 1:04 am Sun, Feb 10, 2008.

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   Shawno says:
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   2:39 am Mon, Feb 11, 2008

   It’s posts like these that make me remember that Ken Turetzky is the most important musical artist ever.

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