!Archive: May 7, 2008
You’ve been pwn3d!
Normally, I avoid commenting on other people’s blogs, because posting messages consumes scarce brain power, and for that matter, dilutes the value of the Turetzky Syndrome brand.
I will make exception to comment anonymously in certain situations. For instance, if I visit a familiar left-wing political blog, expecting moral support, and instead find gratuitous pictures of the proprietor’s cat, I might write, “Thanks so much for the cute photos of Fluffy curled up in your baby’s diaper. Now I’ll know which cat to run over with my car.” And then I’ll sign my name: “Dick Cheney.” Continue reading
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