!Archive: May 2008
Ed’s OK, but I don’t like his friends
Ed Ovett is a native New Yorker (I don’t know this for certain, but I’m guessing from the accent) and he pronounces my last name confidently and correctly, for which he gains my highest respect.
Recently, Ed set the tone for a comedy episode of Ed’s Mixed Bag with (Jerry Lewis) Fly Me To The Moon, which has proven to be my most enduring selection among podcasters looking for a sure-fire jolt of Vegas schmaltz. Continue reading
Posted in: at 6:07 pm Sun, May 11, 2008.
You’ve been pwn3d!
Normally, I avoid commenting on other people’s blogs, because posting messages consumes scarce brain power, and for that matter, dilutes the value of the Turetzky Syndrome brand.
I will make exception to comment anonymously in certain situations. For instance, if I visit a familiar left-wing political blog, expecting moral support, and instead find gratuitous pictures of the proprietor’s cat, I might write, “Thanks so much for the cute photos of Fluffy curled up in your baby’s diaper. Now I’ll know which cat to run over with my car.” And then I’ll sign my name: “Dick Cheney.” Continue reading
Posted in: at 10:06 pm Wed, May 7, 2008.
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