Purple asses imperil nation

Podcast: Big Phil’s Love Parade
Dates: September 22 and October 13, 2008
Titles: The Chilling Effect Of A McCain Presidency, Grab The White Robe And Pitchfork, Its Time For A McCain Rally, Yee, Haw!
Download the show: Show 152, Show 155

Big Phil has been taking some hard shots lately at GOP presidential candidate John McCain, in what I view as a noble but naive campaign to avert yet another Republican “victory” during the November “elections.”

Sure, I could have knocked on doors and campaigned for Obama, but I’m hip to the game, and felt my time would be better served in enlightening my very, very good friend Phil per the modern realities of our political system.

Dead fucking serious

So, I took one of Phil’s impassioned rants — creeping fascism bad, Obama the last hope for democracy, blah, blah, blah — and with a few practiced edits, transformed the host of the Love Parade into a voice made for talk radio, a card-carrying white man who’d be welcome at your neighborhood Palin rally.

I’m sure you’ll agree health care’s a bullshit issue, just like the minimum wage. See if Phil doesn’t sound much more reasonable when he identifies purple asses as one of the major issues facing the country.

“I am all for corporate welfare. Ladies and gentlemen, the scariest thing for me are Democrats,” the new, Stepford Phil insists. “If Obama wins the election, I am seriously considering moving, leaving the United States. I am being dead fucking serious!”

I prefer the new Big Phil. He sounds much more reasonable, and much more in line with the future of our country!

Phil also played my song Her Shit Don’t Stink.

All in good fun  (1:49).

Fiscally conservative  (0:33).

Posted in: Podcast Roundup at 11:51 pm Fri, Oct 17, 2008.

One comment

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   Big Phil says:
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   3:16 am Sat, Oct 18, 2008

   Bizarro Phil!

   I’m playing this on the next show!

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