!Archive: December 2008
Big Phil out, Bizarro Phil in at Love Parade
As the presidential campaign rolled toward its momentous conclusion, I took time out from my rabble-rousing and lovingly edited one of Love Parade host Big Phil’s socialist rants to make Phil sound like a complete fool.
Shockingly, the Big Dummy effusively praised my bit of character assassination, in he appeared to rage about purple asses and declared that he’d vacate the country if Obama came up aces in the election. Continue reading
Posted in: at 12:42 am Sat, Dec 27, 2008.
Now with funny jokes!
I treat the podcasters who play my music the same way I engage the spectators who unwittingly find themselves in the places where I choose to perform.
You’ll take what I give you and like it! is my message. It’s not like there are any other musicians around to entertain you!
As a result, well-trained hosts such as Steve Wheatley of Dalecast were thrilled when I salvaged five songs from my November set at Bill’s Records, the celebrated Dallas retail and concert venue, and dumped them into the Podsafe Music Network. Continue reading
Posted in: at 4:53 am Thu, Dec 25, 2008.
How To Perform For An Audience
The coolest thing I’ve learned from listening to The One Minute How-To is that if you want to become an expert at something, all you have to do is declare yourself an expert and appear as a guest on The One Minute How-To.
I’ve done it twice. It’s easy.
First time was about a year ago, when I described for OMHT host George Smyth, How To Write A Funny Song. Continue reading
Posted in: at 3:57 am Fri, Dec 19, 2008.
Jammin’ with The Ugly Guys
I’ve always enjoyed watching TV sitcoms, because the people in them are just like me — they never seem to go to work.
The Ugly Guys are particular role models, because they’re 40-ish, emotionally stunted and dedicated to the principle that one lucky lottery ticket, or its equivalent get-rich-quick scheme, can compensate for a lifetime of irresponsibility. Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:45 pm Mon, Dec 15, 2008.
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