New video: Stink, Live at Bill’s Records

Ken Turetzky, live at Bill's Records

From everything I know about comedy musicians, the very best ones are more than just superb instrumentalists, songwriters and singers. They’re also really good at making funny, funny faces!

I’ve only recently gotten around to checking out my own performances on video, and unfortunately, the results are not encouraging.

I can’t get past the 2:05 mark of my new music video, Her Shit Don’t Stink, Live at Bill’s Records, because it’s at that point, during the instrumental break, where Mr. Comic Musician’s lower lip noticeably sags, in blissfully unaware but decidedly not-ready-for-YouTube fashion.

Hey, Stupid!

Why didn’t anybody tell me about the lip thing before? “Hey, Stupid! You look really stupid with your mouth open like that! Shut your stupid mouth!” That’s all anybody had to say. The message would have sunk in after two, maybe three withering insults. For this, I blame you, the audience.

So, don’t complain when I post more video from the Bill’s Records show, photographed by Ugly Guys director Lee Cates. You’ll find more funny, funny songs on my YouTube Turetzky Syndrome Channel.

Slack jaw aside, my musicianship, lyrics and vocals on Her Shit Don’t Stink remain fantastic. “My name is Ken Turetzky. I’d like to open with a brief statement, and then I’ll take questions from the press,” I tell the audience.” Hilarious!

And then I’ll take questions from the press

Get the video: Her Shit Don’t Stink, Live at Bills’s Records

Posted in: Video at 7:27 pm Thu, Jan 22, 2009.

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