!Archive: February 2009
Tradition trumps change with True Love
While some free love, atheistic, vegetarian, Al Gore-worshipping, terrorist-coddling, tax-and-spend traitors to America are busy fetishizing change, I’m all about tradition.
I mean, the whole purpose of tradition is to prevent dangerous things like change. And we’ve forgotten all about tradition in this country. Continue reading
Posted in: at 11:22 pm Sun, Feb 15, 2009.
Twitter nets Turetzky Twestival nod
Facebook has turned out to be one big-assed mistake. People are using it to track me down — guys from school, girls I used to know, folks I worked with, my landlord….
How was I supposed to know this was going to happen? I thought Facebook was like MySpace, without all the crappy graphics. I figured I could throw a few guitar comedy songs up there and attract a whole new audience of strangers who don’t already know what an asshole I am. I’m done with Facebook. Continue reading
Posted in: at 6:33 pm Fri, Feb 6, 2009.
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