Watch me open the Duct Tape Gala
“Everbody’s against the war and nobody likes cops!” a disappointed Bush voter told me recently. What better way, then, to celebrate our love for authority than the Duct Tape Gala, set for 3-10 p.m. CDT Sunday, March 15, benefiting the 302nd MP Company based in Mosul, Iraq.
Like Saddam’s green front-line troops, I’ll be the sacrificial opening act, performing a brisk 30-minute set on the big stage at Sons of Hermann Hall, 3414 Elm St. in Dallas.
An assortment of Texas progressive country acts will follow, including Ray Wylie Hubbard’s pal Guthrie Kennard.
Stick ‘em up
Admission for the event is $7, or $5 and a roll of duct tape. Proceeds will pay shipping costs to send care packages to the 178 members of the 302nd MP Company, based stateside in Grand Prairie, Texas. Call 214-747-4422 for details.
The Duct Tape Gala gang and I earn a reference in the Dallas Morning News GuideLive Live Local Music listings.
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Since the proceeds are going to a very good cause hopefully you will not be performing behind chicken wire a la The Blues Brothers
Considering the general reception to my unbridled irony, chicken wire might not be a bad idea.
Those rolls of duct tape can hurt!