Benefit raises funds, bad memories

I feel a sense of history when I play the big stage at the Sons of Hermann Hall, mostly because the place is old, dating to 1911. That’s where you get your history from. Old stuff.
Dallas used to have some history, but it doesn’t any more. Blind Lemon Jefferson and Robert Johnson played the neighborhood some decades back, before the city scraped all that shit off the map. As more buildings go down, the blocks around SOHH are looking mighty naked.
![]()
But what do we care, we’re young! I played my opening set at the Duct Tape Gala, helping raise money to ship care packages to the 302nd MP Company in Iraq. Scored a cheap flag pin, too.
Country Dan sings a sad song
Afterward, I wandered into the bar downstairs, where some friendly, retired fraternal folks invited me to share their spaghetti dinner, and then offered to sell me some life insurance. Ran into Country Dan Chandler, an acoustic blues player I knew from around town who looks like John Goodman with a Curly haircut.
“You’re probably wondering where I’ve been,” Country Dan said, removing his straw hat long enough to rub his smooth head a few times.
“Well, my mom got sick and I moved down to her place to become her sole caregiver for the last two years. That’s all I did the whole time. Killed a deer and a couple of calves, grew enough vegetables to live on. Went down to the pond. The bass weren’t safe from me, either.”
This was a new Country Dan. Sober. On past nights, I’d seen him wrestling drunk girls in the Winedale parking lot like a bear in mating season, and even today he peppered his remarks with anatomical observations on this lady or that one. In such a focused state, though, his philosophy grew more intense.
“Got to get ready. Our turn will come around. Before we know it.” Damn, I thought. Does he mean me, too? But I have so much to live for! I got up to go.
“Haven’t felt like playing in a while,” Country Dan said amiably. “But I might feel like playing again. You’ll see me around.”
Photos courtesy of Tom Peal
Tom Peal, former host with wife Jenni Mansfield Peal of the lamented Free Dallas Music! Songwriters’ Open Mic, sent me some Duct Tape Gala photos.
I threw away all the boring ones and kept the ones of me.
Nobody listens
Also, please enjoy these boomy room recordings from my set, including some intrusive table chatter!
Her Shit Don’t Stink (4:14).
I’ll Get Old And Die (2:05).
Posted in: at 1:30 am Sat, Mar 21, 2009.
5 comments
Get Music
Her Shit Don't Stink:
Or, as a (.99) from my store.
My Fat Ass Itches:
(.99).
Look What I Made!:
Or, as a package ($4.95).
Get the CD from !
Listen
Enjoy these amusing songs by me and my friends. Listen to every track in my mp3 store for free!
Drinking For England and The Homicidal Maniac's Song © 2006 and You Suck Bad © 2007 Small Pudding/ASCAP. Kicked In The Nuts © 2006 Brandon Higgins.
Headlines
- Catch me Friday, May 7 at CityArts Festival! (2 comments)
Thu, May 6, 2010 - An unaffiliated SXSW event (0 comments)
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 - Moon cracks Music Alley Comedy Top Ten (2 comments)
Mon, Mar 15, 2010 - Fan Turetzky Syndrome on Facebook (0 comments)
Tue, Feb 9, 2010 - Tyrone Kahn explodes some myths (0 comments)
Wed, Feb 3, 2010
Categories
- (37)
- (17)
- (6)
- (20)
- (9)
- (5)
- (24)
- (92)
- (5)
- (12)
- (5)
Comments Leaderboard
- Shawno (32)
- Ste (27)
- Big Phil (24)
- Serenata (22)
- Ben Twisted (6)
- Volume Brothers (5)
- Out of Order (4)
- a Florist (4)
- TuSK (3)
- Schnauzer Logic (3)
Recent Comments:
- Shawn said at 12:42 pm Thu, May 6, 2010: I appreciate the life-like rendering of the guitar cable.
- Steve said at 9:55 pm Sat, Mar 20, 2010: Thanks for the mentions Ken.. I think you like the stats because you KNOW...
- Big Phil said at 1:27 pm Tue, Jan 12, 2010: Still beatin’ my nutbag!
- Shawn said at 3:52 pm Thu, Jan 7, 2010: “Pseudo-celeb.” Well, it’s better than...
- Michael Angel said at 7:47 pm Mon, Jan 4, 2010: Did I do something to piss you off?
Get on the list!
Sign up for spam-free comedy music news and previews of my rare and collectible live shows!
Latest Tweets
- Here's the song that cemented my bad reputation and inspired calls for better personal hygiene: "SWBM"! #musicvideo 1 day ago
- The fruit of Dombrowski's farm system. @tigersbuzztap Tigers call up veteran minor leaguer Max St. Pierre 1 day ago
- So vote for the gutless Democratic weasel of your choice! @TheNewDeal Every Disappointed Liberal Who Stays Home This Nov. Helps the GOP. 1 day ago
- Let's try some of Steven Soderbergh's Che: Part Two. Thank goodness somebody still makes films for adults. 1 day ago
- Three minutes and 45 seconds of Cloverfield, and I am outta here. You've gotta be 6 years old to tolerate this dizzycam shit. 1 day ago
- More updates...
Popular Posts
As heard on
Sirius-XM Radio's and Raw Dog Comedy channels, National Lampoon Radio, the Dr. Demento Show and dozens of podcasts!
Check it out!
Look What I Made! is circulating at the Dallas Public Library and Indiana State University's Cunningham Memorial Library.




Good Photos Ken ! Yer not pullin’ a face on these lol!
I need to play “Fly me to the moon agin” have got withdrawl symtoms! lol
You are on tomorrow’s LIVE show on realradio1 from 5pm GMT
Cheers
Ste
Sorry I missed your show! Good photos. I call Dan’s music “Cowboy Lounge.” Both unique and enjoyable. And in that way like your music, oh twisted one.
JMP
Jenni, thanks for sending Tom to my show!
Best of luck with your new band, the !
Twitter:
I played “Your Shit Don’t Stink” from the Duct Tape Gala on this weeks show. Its at the beginning of the show.
I was listening to your show and wondering, How did Big Phil get this crappy recording from my Duct Tape Gala set? And then I realized, I made that crappy recording myself and stuck it on my blog.
Thanks for playing my crappy song!