Nuke the debt! Vid protests bitter end
Thank goodness we finally have an Intelligent President. So what if the economy’s headed for collapse? At least the guy in the White House looks smart at a press conference!
Since I’m all out of the usual stuff to protest, I’ve enjoyed the luxury to indulge my fear of the inevitable. “When my time comes, I’m not going,” I greet skeptical audiences. “If God wants me, he’s going to have to kill me.”
That’s the theme of I’ll Get Old And Die, the latest addition to my Turetzky Syndrome Channel on YouTube.
Quick solutions
Is it just me, or does Timothy Geithner sound like Lenny Bruce hopped up on speed?
I’m so confused. If only George W. Bush were still president. He’d know what to do about those toxic assets and that annoying foreign debt problem. He’d nuke them!
Get the video: I’ll Get Old And Die, Live at Bill’s Records
Posted in: at 2:18 am Wed, Mar 25, 2009.
« Previous: Benefit raises funds, bad memories
Next: Tasty Logic: The kid can write his own ticket! »
Get Music
Her Shit Don't Stink:
Or, as a (.99) from my store.
My Fat Ass Itches:
(.99).
Look What I Made!:
Or, as a package ($4.95).
Get the CD from !
Listen
Enjoy these amusing songs by me and my friends. Listen to every track in my mp3 store for free!
Drinking For England and The Homicidal Maniac's Song © 2006 and You Suck Bad © 2007 Small Pudding/ASCAP. Kicked In The Nuts © 2006 Brandon Higgins.
Headlines
- Catch me Friday, May 7 at CityArts Festival! (2 comments)
Thu, May 6, 2010 - An unaffiliated SXSW event (0 comments)
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 - Moon cracks Music Alley Comedy Top Ten (2 comments)
Mon, Mar 15, 2010 - Fan Turetzky Syndrome on Facebook (0 comments)
Tue, Feb 9, 2010 - Tyrone Kahn explodes some myths (0 comments)
Wed, Feb 3, 2010
Categories
- (37)
- (17)
- (6)
- (20)
- (9)
- (5)
- (24)
- (92)
- (5)
- (12)
- (5)
Comments Leaderboard
- Shawno (32)
- Ste (27)
- Big Phil (24)
- Serenata (22)
- Ben Twisted (6)
- Volume Brothers (5)
- Out of Order (4)
- a Florist (4)
- TuSK (3)
- Schnauzer Logic (3)
Recent Comments:
- Shawn said at 12:42 pm Thu, May 6, 2010: I appreciate the life-like rendering of the guitar cable.
- Steve said at 9:55 pm Sat, Mar 20, 2010: Thanks for the mentions Ken.. I think you like the stats because you KNOW...
- Big Phil said at 1:27 pm Tue, Jan 12, 2010: Still beatin’ my nutbag!
- Shawn said at 3:52 pm Thu, Jan 7, 2010: “Pseudo-celeb.” Well, it’s better than...
- Michael Angel said at 7:47 pm Mon, Jan 4, 2010: Did I do something to piss you off?
Get on the list!
Sign up for spam-free comedy music news and previews of my rare and collectible live shows!
Latest Tweets
- Here's the song that cemented my bad reputation and inspired calls for better personal hygiene: "SWBM"! #musicvideo 22 hrs ago
- The fruit of Dombrowski's farm system. @tigersbuzztap Tigers call up veteran minor leaguer Max St. Pierre 1 day ago
- So vote for the gutless Democratic weasel of your choice! @TheNewDeal Every Disappointed Liberal Who Stays Home This Nov. Helps the GOP. 1 day ago
- Let's try some of Steven Soderbergh's Che: Part Two. Thank goodness somebody still makes films for adults. 1 day ago
- Three minutes and 45 seconds of Cloverfield, and I am outta here. You've gotta be 6 years old to tolerate this dizzycam shit. 1 day ago
- More updates...
Popular Posts
As heard on
Sirius-XM Radio's and Raw Dog Comedy channels, National Lampoon Radio, the Dr. Demento Show and dozens of podcasts!
Check it out!
Look What I Made! is circulating at the Dallas Public Library and Indiana State University's Cunningham Memorial Library.