Nuke the debt! Vid protests bitter end
Thank goodness we finally have an Intelligent President. So what if the economy’s headed for collapse? At least the guy in the White House looks smart at a press conference!
Since I’m all out of the usual stuff to protest, I’ve enjoyed the luxury to indulge my fear of the inevitable. “When my time comes, I’m not going,” I greet skeptical audiences. “If God wants me, he’s going to have to kill me.”
That’s the theme of I’ll Get Old And Die, the latest addition to my Turetzky Syndrome Channel on YouTube.
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Is it just me, or does Timothy Geithner sound like Lenny Bruce hopped up on speed?
I’m so confused. If only George W. Bush were still president. He’d know what to do about those toxic assets and that annoying foreign debt problem. He’d nuke them!
Get the video: I’ll Get Old And Die, Live at Bill’s Records
Posted in: at 2:18 am Wed, Mar 25, 2009.
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