Catch me at the Deep Ellum Arts Festival!
It’s festival time again, kids, and that means I’ll be onstage outdoors at an inappropriate time for adult humor, slinging Her Shit Don’t Stink and My Fat Ass Itches out amongst the face painters and fried Snickers concessions.
The folks at the 15th annual Deep Ellum Arts Festival will almost certainly regret inviting me to perform from 11:30 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Saturday, April 4 on the Artist’s Underground stage. Admission is free.
Haven’t decided on my strategy as of yet. Should I adapt to the hour or go for a lifetime ban from all public events? Take a look at the Deep Ellum Arts Festival map, then find me on Main Street, between Crowdus Street and Malcolm X Boulevard.
The festival will run from Friday, April 3, through Sunday, April 5, featuring more than 75 bands and 100 artists. An estimated 60,000 people will attend.
So, come on out, stick your fingers in your ears, and enjoy the show!
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