Me and Bill make the society page
I had just begun bombing during my Saturday set at Bill’s Records when Bill Wisener came sprinting back from his post at the front door, waving the Society page of Park Cities People.
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“We made the paper! That’s me and you!” Bill exclaimed. In Chris McGathey’s candid photo from the April 24 edition, I appear to be holding up a happy but exhausted Bill, late on the second day of his 65th birthday celebration.
The bittersweet feature by Society Editor Georgia Fisher could be describing her own business as well. “Despite Industry’s Ills, Music Merchant Plays on. Bill’s Records owner not quite ready to throw in towel,” reads the headline.
To help keep Bill in the game and fill out your collection with a rare LP, CD or piece of music memorabilia, visit Bill’s on eBay.
And if you’ve got an extra quarter, drop it in the box and buy a newspaper. Get ‘em while they last!
See blog.peoplenewspapers.com for more Bill’s birthday photos.


Posted in: at 5:00 am Fri, May 29, 2009.
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