Whine Flu mars return to Bill’s Records
“Don’t worry about this cough. Jews don’t get the Swine Flu. We get the Whine Flu!
“Oh, my, Gawd, is this guy back again? He’s hooorrrible!” I mock-kvetched to the sparse Bill’s Records audience during my Memorial Day weekend set.
To compound the misery, Bill’s booker Becky Hyden has posted a pair of YouTube videos, where you can see me failing miserably in front of nobody.
Believe me, it’s better that way.
Becky added some fancy video edits with the help of Windows Moviemaker, though! Titles, cuts, transitions, the whole thing.
Against my better judgment, here’s the evidence:
Why Don’t You Get A Job
Let Love In
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Look What I Made! is circulating at the Dallas Public Library and Indiana State University's Cunningham Memorial Library.
The material is good. Nice latterday “Dylan” affectation on ‘why don’t you get a job’.
Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Amazing guitar.. Dead impressed by it.. I do own one but can’t play it at all.. I’ll be watching the “Let Love In” video again and again to get the tips :)