!Archive: July 8, 2009
Do we have any asses here today?
“And now it’s time for the blues portion of our show,” I warned the collected faithful at Bill’s Records, mid-way through the Nov. 1, 2008, show that continues to spit out (now classic) video singles.
“This next here song’s called My Fat Ass Itches — ’cause it does.”
Guitar tip: Capo the E-chord up to the sixth fret, and you can actually play My Fat Ass Itches in the key of B-fat. Really wows the crowd! Continue reading
Posted in: at 3:34 pm Wed, Jul 8, 2009.
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