Do we have any asses here today?
“And now it’s time for the blues portion of our show,” I warned the collected faithful at Bill’s Records, mid-way through the Nov. 1, 2008, show that continues to spit out (now classic) video singles.
“This next here song’s called My Fat Ass Itches — ’cause it does.”
Guitar tip: Capo the E-chord up to the sixth fret, and you can actually play My Fat Ass Itches in the key of B-fat. Really wows the crowd!
I paused during the lead break to recommend, “This would be the time now, if you’ve got a fat ass, to swing it!
“Do we have any asses here today?”
The dance floor remained empty. These things happen either organically, or not at all.
Play it in B-fat
Get the video: My Fat Ass Itches, Live at Bill’s Records
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hahaha .. I’m riding in a subway .. and oo I got a scratch .. a cop slaps a hand cuff .. says boy you cant do that .. my fat ass itches .. sick!!! I admire your guitaring technique..