Don’t play this one for your mother

Almost two years after the infamous 9/11 release of The Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1, the reviews keep rolling in.
Let me just flip through some of the reviews here…hmmm, don’t have any. Must have misplaced them.
Fortunately, though, Red’s timeless comedy still rates with “world-traveling German mother of two (beagles)” and prolific epinions.com author knotheadusc, whose July 19 review raves, Red Peters and friends at their absolute raunchiest!!! [exclamation points added].
The indefatigable knotheadusc (not her real name) devotes a sentence or two to all 19 tracks on Red’s funny, funny, compilation, and says this about my own Her Shit Don’t Stink:
Ken Turetzky sings a somber number called Her Sh*t Don’t Stink, a harmonica accented song about a woman who thinks she’s better than everyone else. I bet a lot of us know someone like this. I like the way Turetzky sings this song, almost with a slight snarkiness that makes me think someone special inspired it.
Filthy and filthier
Best Of earns a Product Rating of 4.0 (on a 5 scale). Over the course of two paragraphs, knotheadusc progressively describes the album as: explicit, sick, twisted, filthy, disgusting, filthy, crass, vulgar, disgusting, filthy, vulgar, raunchy, raunchy and filthier.
Filthy wins, with disgusting and raunchy running a respectable second.
“The Bottom Line,” she writes: “Don’t play this one for your mother.”
Now you tell me! My Mom adds another complaint to the reviewer’s list: Where did we go wrong?
Posted in: at 11:01 pm Sat, Aug 22, 2009.
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Very cool! Actually, I am an American who lives in Germany, but unfortunately my husband, our beagles, and I are moving back to America. ‘Tis the life of an Army wife, you know.
That album is actually very catchy. My husband and I were actually humming a couple of the songs on it as we were waking up this morning. Your song in particular makes me think of his ex wife.
Anyway, thanks for letting me know about your blog. I hope you’ll keep writing raunchy music for all the twisted souls in the world.
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I’ll bet your mommy would like it!
Can’t agree more with knotheadusc, it will take weeks for me to get the tune of “fat ass itches” out of my head.. Looking forward to more posts.
This site is certainly popular with UK florists.
Do you know my old friend Serenata Flowers by any chance?