Bizarro Phil drops acid, sees Jesus

Podcast: Big Phil’s Love Parade
Date: January 3, 2010
Title: Happy Fu&king New Year
Download the show: Show 219

While the rest of the country collapsed into a financial puddle during 2009, Big Phil’s Love Parade host Big Phil enjoyed a fine annual return.

He cranked out his raw, politics-and-porn Sunday night podcast on a consistent basis, held on to his thankless white-collar job, banned soy from his diet and trimmed down, dyed his bald head orange, and survived a spectacular Oklahoma City Christmas Eve blizzard.

New year, same old Bizarro Phil

Predictably, Big Phil’s alter ego followed an alternate track. In his first annual greeting to listeners, Bizarro Phil revealed that he partied in 2010 by “having sex without protection” with his “kinky girlfriend.” Further, he announced, “I will drop acid. I am smoking a bong, smoking pot.”

Finally, a clearly addled Bizarro Phil said (coining a phrase), “I am trying to put a show snovel of blow in my nose.”

And then he saw Jesus.

As a perverse but popular artist, Bizarro Phil also decided to support his pal Big Phil by recording a brief promo, or bumper for his favorite show.

“Of course, I am beatin’ my nutbag right now,” Bizarro Phil teased. “So watch out, ladies!”

Witty and intelligent

These contributions and more have made Bizarro Phil an audience favorite on Big Phil’s Love Parade. And so I was surprised yet proud when Big Phil chose to acknowledge not Bizarro Phil, but me, for my own contributions to the show.

“This man has done more to promote my podcast than I have!” he marveled.

Phil called me “A very talented guy“…”a very astute political observer”…”witty and intelligent.”

If only I was a movie, I’d splash that shit all over the bill.

Thanks, Big Phil. Back at you!

Phil’s been a great supporter of my music as well. During recent shows, he featured I Feel Bad – Live at Mayfest, Why Don’t You Get A Job – Live at Mayfest (twice), If They Found Me Dead – Live at Bill’s Records, True Love – Live at Bill’s Records, Why Don’t You Get A Job – Live at Mayfest and (Jerry Lewis) Fly Me To The Moon.

Happy New Year from Bizarro Phil!  (0:48).

This is Bizarro Phil  (1:36).

A very talented guy  (1:00).

He put a lot of work into that!  (6:03).

Posted in: Podcast Roundup at 1:49 am Wed, Jan 6, 2010.

One comment

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   Big Phil says:
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   1:27 pm Tue, Jan 12, 2010

   Still beatin’ my nutbag!

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