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I’ll Get Old And Die
I’ll get old and die one day
I’ll get old and die
You’ll see me on my cloud waving
Bye, bye, bye
At the time I take my leavin’
Then I guess I’ll just quit breathin’
I don’t need a damn good reason
I’ll get old and die! Continue reading
Posted in: at 7:16 pm Wed, Jul 11, 2007.
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The Ballad Of Morris The Cat
He was lyin’ on the floor when I found him there
9-Lives catfood in his scraggly hair
I didn’t cry, but don’t say I’m mean
He was only a cat but he was seventeen
Morris…Morris the Cat Continue reading
Posted in: at 11:01 am Fri, Aug 11, 2006.
Lyrics, band info for Look What I Made!
Write three verses and a chorus and you’ve got yourself a song that everyone wants to hear. It’s just that simple. Now available: lyrics and band information for all five tracks from my EP, Look What I Made!
Posted in: at 5:39 pm Fri, May 12, 2006.
Track info for Look What I Made!
Produced and engineered by Lee Fortune at Bright Spot Music Studios, Dallas, Texas.
Musicians include:
Ken Turetzky — Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
Daria McBee — Background vocals
Lee Fortune — Acoustic and lead guitars, bass guitar, keyboards and egg shaker
Terry McIntyre — Percussion Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:34 am Tue, May 2, 2006.
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My Fat Ass Itches
Been on the street all day
I’ve been all over town
Gonna be on my feet some more, you know I can’t sit down
Because my fat ass itches
My fat ass itches
My fat ass itches
And oh, I can’t be livin’ thisaway Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:33 am Tue, May 2, 2006.
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