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Her Shit Don’t Stink
She thinks her excrement has no odor
Some people got it, she got it too
It’s just a gift that makes her special
The thing that makes her better than you
Her shit don’t stink
Her shit don’t stink
Her shit don’t stink
Her shit don’t stink Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:32 am Tue, May 2, 2006.
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Don’t Really Matter
I’m in love with that girl right there
Pretty Mexican girl with the dark brown hair
Big brown eyes and hands so small
Seen one Mexican girl and you seen ‘em all
I asked one out and I asked one more
The first one laughed and the other looked bored
I don’t ask for a reason and they don’t say
And I don’t know why but it’s always that way. Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:31 am Tue, May 2, 2006.
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Today Was A Very Good Day
Today was a very good day
Some beautiful things went down in my world
Today was a very good day
I think that my luck is starting to turn
Uh-huh Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:30 am Tue, May 2, 2006.
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If They Found Me Dead
If they found me dead
Dead and gone
My spirit fled, my life at end, my body done
I’d be in a better place, a peaceful smile upon my face
My clammy fingers wrapped around the gun Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:29 am Tue, May 2, 2006.
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