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Fan Turetzky Syndrome on Facebook
Thank goodness Facebook has gotten so hot, because I’ve been on Twitter for months now — blogging for even longer — and I’m so bored with those stuffy old media.
I think Facebook is here to stay, though, so I’ve broken ground on a Band Fan Page. Fan to follow all the action.
I’ll be posting gig reports, images, audio and video and inviting comments — you know, pretty much the same crap I do here.
So, come on over. And for old time’s sake, follow me on Twitter at . If you’re really old and out of touch, friend me on MySpace at .
Posted in: at 12:49 am Tue, Feb 9, 2010.
Don’t play this one for your mother

Almost two years after the infamous 9/11 release of The Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1, the reviews keep rolling in.
Let me just flip through some of the reviews here…hmmm, don’t have any. Must have misplaced them. Continue reading
Posted in: at 11:01 pm Sat, Aug 22, 2009.
Google sez I’m tops in Commedy music!
I used to try to write good content for my site, but that was before I discovered SEO.
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SEO, sometimes called Search Engine Optimization, is a magical tool that uses words to trick Google into thinking your Web site is important. As a result, thousands of people visit your site and you get spectacularly rich.
It’s just that simple. Continue reading
Posted in: at 2:23 pm Tue, Jun 23, 2009.
Me and Bill make the society page
I had just begun bombing during my Saturday set at Bill’s Records when Bill Wisener came sprinting back from his post at the front door, waving the Society page of Park Cities People.
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“We made the paper! That’s me and you!” Bill exclaimed. In Chris McGathey’s candid photo from the April 24 edition, I appear to be holding up a happy but exhausted Bill, late on the second day of his 65th birthday celebration. Continue reading
Posted in: at 5:00 am Fri, May 29, 2009.
LWIM! album cover earns Gigwise honor

Incredibly, the editors of Gigwise.com somehow overlooked my comedy music EP, Look What I Made!, for their notorious 50 Most Controversial Album Covers Of All Time feature.
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But my album cover is scrappy, and it wasn’t about to be overlooked the second time around. Sure enough, Look What I Made! is the No. 7 selection in the essential follow-up, Gigwise Readers’ Most Controversial Album Covers!
“Bowing down to readership demand, here they are in all their macabre glory,” the article begins. “Starting off tame, a few clicks in and the run-down gets more and more shocking and offensive — especially to those who are religious. Be warned.” Continue reading
Posted in: at 3:04 am Sat, Apr 5, 2008.
Gigs
Event: Ken Turetzky at Red River Art Party.
Time and Date: 7:30-8 p.m. CDT Saturday, March 20, 2010.
Location: , 94 Red River Street, Austin, TX, 75039. (214) 738-4853.
Details: I'll be performing a 30-minute comedy set at this non-sanctioned SXSW event in , hosted by resident artist Mark Goad. Shows will run all day, from 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Suggested donation: $5.
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