Do we have any asses here today?

“And now it’s time for the blues portion of our show,” I warned the collected faithful at Bill’s Records, mid-way through the Nov. 1, 2008, show that continues to spit out (now classic) video singles.

“This next here song’s called My Fat Ass Itches — ’cause it does.”

Guitar tip: Capo the E-chord up to the sixth fret, and you can actually play My Fat Ass Itches in the key of B-fat. Really wows the crowd! Continue reading

Posted in: Video at 3:34 pm Wed, Jul 8, 2009.

Bad video: I’ve Got A Hole In My Head

In case you’re wondering where I’ve been the past week, well, I’ve been immersed in geek mode, attempting to produce a video that won’t turn to mush on YouTube.

But here’s what I eventually discovered: Everybody’s videos look bad on YouTube! The bad videos are what make YouTube a great big, fuzzy democracy. Continue reading

Posted in: Video at 11:28 pm Wed, Apr 15, 2009.

Nuke the debt! Vid protests bitter end

Thank goodness we finally have an Intelligent President. So what if the economy’s headed for collapse? At least the guy in the White House looks smart at a press conference!

Since I’m all out of the usual stuff to protest, I’ve enjoyed the luxury to indulge my fear of the inevitable. “When my time comes, I’m not going,” I greet skeptical audiences. “If God wants me, he’s going to have to kill me.” Continue reading

Posted in: Video at 2:18 am Wed, Mar 25, 2009.

Tradition trumps change with True Love

While some free love, atheistic, vegetarian, Al Gore-worshipping, terrorist-coddling, tax-and-spend traitors to America are busy fetishizing change, I’m all about tradition.

I mean, the whole purpose of tradition is to prevent dangerous things like change. And we’ve forgotten all about tradition in this country. Continue reading

Posted in: Video at 11:22 pm Sun, Feb 15, 2009.

New video: Stink, Live at Bill’s Records

From everything I know about comedy musicians, the very best ones are more than just superb instrumentalists, songwriters and singers. They’re also really good at making funny, funny faces!

I’ve only recently gotten around to checking out my own performances on video, and unfortunately, the results are not encouraging. Continue reading

Posted in: Video at 7:27 pm Thu, Jan 22, 2009.