Tag: bill’s records
This is the archive for posts tagged “Bill’s Records.” I’m always well-received when I play the stage at Bill Wisener’s venerable Dallas record store.
Screw you, I’m an outlaw, too
One thing that was obvious to me as I watched Ray Wylie Hubbard grind out his driving, bluesy anthems on a recent Saturday at Bill’s Records, is how these outlaw country artists really live the genre.
Bandana-wrapped, bristly, beery (or recovering from a life of beeriness), Ray Wylie and his junior outlaw pal, Guthrie Kennard, would rock day and night, even if KHYI 95.3 FM didn’t sponsor their shows, or fans didn’t pack the house to listen. Continue reading
Posted in: at 3:51 pm Tue, Jan 26, 2010.
Do we have any asses here today?
“And now it’s time for the blues portion of our show,” I warned the collected faithful at Bill’s Records, mid-way through the Nov. 1, 2008, show that continues to spit out (now classic) video singles.
![]()
“This next here song’s called My Fat Ass Itches — ’cause it does.”
Guitar tip: Capo the E-chord up to the sixth fret, and you can actually play My Fat Ass Itches in the key of B-fat. Really wows the crowd! Continue reading
Posted in: at 3:34 pm Wed, Jul 8, 2009.
Whine Flu mars return to Bill’s Records
“Don’t worry about this cough. Jews don’t get the Swine Flu. We get the Whine Flu!
![]()
“Oh, my, Gawd, is this guy back again? He’s hooorrrible!” I mock-kvetched to the sparse Bill’s Records audience during my Memorial Day weekend set.
To compound the misery, Bill’s booker Becky Hyden has posted a pair of YouTube videos, where you can see me failing miserably in front of nobody. Continue reading
Posted in: at 11:44 pm Fri, May 29, 2009.
Me and Bill make the society page
I had just begun bombing during my Saturday set at Bill’s Records when Bill Wisener came sprinting back from his post at the front door, waving the Society page of Park Cities People.
![]()
“We made the paper! That’s me and you!” Bill exclaimed. In Chris McGathey’s candid photo from the April 24 edition, I appear to be holding up a happy but exhausted Bill, late on the second day of his 65th birthday celebration. Continue reading
Posted in: at 5:00 am Fri, May 29, 2009.
Bad video: I’ve Got A Hole In My Head
In case you’re wondering where I’ve been the past week, well, I’ve been immersed in geek mode, attempting to produce a video that won’t turn to mush on YouTube.
![]()
But here’s what I eventually discovered: Everybody’s videos look bad on YouTube! The bad videos are what make YouTube a great big, fuzzy democracy. Continue reading
Posted in: at 11:28 pm Wed, Apr 15, 2009.
Get Music
Her Shit Don't Stink:
Or, as a (.99) from my store.
My Fat Ass Itches:
(.99).
Look What I Made!:
Or, as a package ($4.95).
Get the CD from !
Listen
Enjoy these amusing songs by me and my friends. Listen to every track in my mp3 store for free!
Drinking For England and The Homicidal Maniac's Song © 2006 and You Suck Bad © 2007 Small Pudding/ASCAP. Kicked In The Nuts © 2006 Brandon Higgins.
Headlines
- Catch me Friday, May 7 at CityArts Festival! (2 comments)
Thu, May 6, 2010 - An unaffiliated SXSW event (0 comments)
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 - Moon cracks Music Alley Comedy Top Ten (2 comments)
Mon, Mar 15, 2010 - Fan Turetzky Syndrome on Facebook (0 comments)
Tue, Feb 9, 2010 - Tyrone Kahn explodes some myths (0 comments)
Wed, Feb 3, 2010
Categories
- (37)
- (17)
- (6)
- (20)
- (9)
- (5)
- (24)
- (92)
- (5)
- (12)
- (5)
Comments Leaderboard
- Shawno (32)
- Ste (27)
- Big Phil (24)
- Serenata (22)
- Ben Twisted (6)
- Volume Brothers (5)
- Out of Order (4)
- a Florist (4)
- TuSK (3)
- Schnauzer Logic (3)
Recent Comments:
- Jennifer W said at 10:43 am Fri, Dec 2, 2011: I have had the good fortune of getting to know Brandon and I have to...
- Shawn said at 12:42 pm Thu, May 6, 2010: I appreciate the life-like rendering of the guitar cable.
- Steve said at 9:55 pm Sat, Mar 20, 2010: Thanks for the mentions Ken.. I think you like the stats because you KNOW...
- Big Phil said at 1:27 pm Tue, Jan 12, 2010: Still beatin’ my nutbag!
- Shawn said at 3:52 pm Thu, Jan 7, 2010: “Pseudo-celeb.” Well, it’s better than...
Get on the list!
Sign up for spam-free comedy music news and previews of my rare and collectible live shows!
Latest Tweets
- DNC starves Scott Walker recall effort in Wisconsin. By order of Obama's union-busting corporate bosses, no doubt. 14 hrs ago
- Tigers field for the cycle: All four infielders commit errors. The team Dumbrowski built. #mlb #twins 1 day ago
- Obama is no Democrat. Finally, a legal obstacle to his authoritarian agenda. #ndaa #bush3 1 day ago
- When did Al Roker start coaching the Lakers? #nba 1 day ago
- Bud Selig fires arbitrator who quashed Bud Selig's witch hunt of Ryan Braun. That's how it's done in the USA. #mlb 2 days ago
- More updates...
Popular Posts
As heard on
Sirius-XM Radio's and Raw Dog Comedy channels, National Lampoon Radio, the Dr. Demento Show and dozens of podcasts!
Check it out!
Look What I Made! is circulating at the Dallas Public Library and Indiana State University's Cunningham Memorial Library.
