The listeners comment

Some remarks edited for brevity.

Reviews

National Lampoon Radio host Phil Iazzetta calls Ken Turetzky:

One of the best musical comedy guys working today!

Funny folkie Randy Smith reviews Look What I Made!

What a treasure! It’s like Bob Dylan and Jerry Lewis rolled into the same blintz!

Dr. Demento reviews Look What I Made!

Thanks for the CD. It’s a riot!

Red Peters reprises Her Shit Don’t Stink, April 7, 2006

Now that’s another tune that burrows right into your brain. I mean, I still wake up in the middle of the night with that friggin’ song playin’ in my head. You know, that’s a sticky one.

Red Peters on Her Shit Don’t Stink, March 1, 2006

I’ll tell ya, once this song gets stuck in your head, it’s hard to get out!

Dr. Demento spins My Fat Ass Itches, April 17, 2005

Think of the truly legendary giants of blues, like Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bessie Smith, B.B. King. Well, none of them ever made a blues quite like this one: Ken Turetzky.

E-mail

July 31, 2008

Ken,

Jenni and Tom Peal are good folks. I’m glad they’re working so hard to keep the grass roots in this town thriving.

Your songs are funny and fun. Rock on, keep crackin’ jokes.

Nancy Moore
Dallas Morning News GuideLive

July 24, 2008

Hey Ken,

I really like the beginning of Why Don’t You Get A Job and Big Black Barn. The line where you say “If I had a job I’d be very worried” is ridiculous.

Do you have any standup type stuff? I like the songs but admittedly like I like the wit in your intros and your sarcastic attitude more than the song that follows.

Thanks.

Byron Long
No Talent Necessary

July 16, 2008

Hi Ken,

Wow! I made your blog?! How cool is that?! :-) Thanks for the plug.

LOVE your sense of humor. So, you’re in Texas? Is that right? I’m hoping to do a tour of Texas next summer sometime. Maybe our paths will cross.

Musically,

Nancy Moran
Azalea Music Group

May 31, 2008

Hey Ken, Thanks for the update. I think your comedy is great. But you know me: it has to be squeaky clean for me to play it here. (BTW, I love your Jerry Lewis, but you are right: listeners today may not even know who he is. But I think you sound fantastic when you imitate him.)

I was glad to hear you on the interview talk about the lyrics of I’ll Get Old And Die, which I love. But one thing I have noticed is that your song is really great music as well. There’s really a great musical composition there, and I really enjoy it, even apart from the lyrics.

Thanks for dropping my name on the Snark podcast. I have not seen your web page, I believe, since you revamped it, so I shall have to go take a look!

Jeri
Recovering Fundamentalists Podcast

April 28, 2008

Hey Ken,

Anyway, I just sat down and listened to your album. Her Shit Don’t Stink. Great.

I really like If They Found Me Dead and especially Today Was A Very Good Day.

Reminds me of M.A.S.H. the movie and Cat Stevens. Well done. Makes me sad that Cat Stevens is now Yusuf. The man still has that voice.

Enjoy and keep producing.

Chris Elliott
Cheap and Salty

April 8, 2008

Ken,

You do an amazing Jerry Lewis! Man, I just did a parody song show on April Fools day, and this would have fit in perfectly. I’ll keep it handy for a future show (maybe a Frank Sinatra tribute show, since it’ll be a long while out for another parody show!).

Dude, you do an AMAZING Jerry Lewis.

Thanks,

Brian Ibbott
Host and Producer
Coverville.com
The Cover Song Podcast

March 5, 2008

Freakin’ crackin’ me up Ken!!!

And that Jerry Lewis is FANTASTIC Boobalah!

See ya soon,

Alan

February 20, 2008

Hi, Ken,

Just been reading your blog and…

Thanks for the comments and some “points” have been noted, ahem! I did enjoy Fly Me To The Moon and have always loved the zany humour in the Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin movies of old. Regarding the “low-fi quality” of the podshows….

Well, server space is at a premium and there are always about 40 shows on the server at any one time and each show is about 20Mb in size.

There is another reason for this as well, and that is if you like one or more of the tunes I play then the listener can visit the artist’s website or myspace and buy the good-quality original! Although some of the tracks are still crap quality lol.

The first 20-odd shows of Dalecast were weekly shows. Then I started doing them daily. It keeps me occupied seeing as I can’t work anymore.

Frosterley is a quaint village in Weardale; it would probably fit into one your parking lots in Texas, chortle.

My style of DJing started way back in 1971 and I was influenced by Sir Jimmy Saville, Emperor Rosko, Kenny Everett (The “Bye Bye” jingle at the end of each is by him and also “Puff” that I use at the beginning of some shows), Tony Blackburn, Paul Gambachini, Simon Bates and Alan “Fluff” Freeman. I also used to listen to Radio London, Caroline and Radio Luxembourg every day.

Right I will stop waffling now!! Will be playing I’ll Get Old And Die” on tommorrow’s show (Show Number 162). Will have a think about a “Powerplay” for ya! I have managed to get three powerplay artists tunes into the Podsafe music chart Top 5!

Cheers from Frosty Frosterley.

Ste
Dalecast

August 21, 2007

Hey Ken,

I think I’ve run into you a few times on the net…ie in MySpace, on comedy radio and downloads, etc…but, I was just checking your regular site and listening….hey, guy, you’re as sick as I am…maybe we can get a group therapy discount…

anyway, great stuff…I just had the pleasure of hanging out with Carla Ulbrich over the weekend at a festival and she cracks me up too…If ya get a chance, check my crap out too…(The band, The Badlees backed me on my last album…that was fun).

Dave Blackledge
www.singersongwriter.ws
www.songwritersforhire.com

August 21, 2007

Ken,

Mike from The Awful Show gifted me with a download of your album, and I must say, it is extraordinary. Rarely in today’s bloated and saturated music-scape is there such a fine blend of wit and talent. I am still laughing.

Thanks to Tha Mike and the Awful Show cast for the birthday gift and the opportunity to hear new and obscure artists. Keep it coming, and Ken — Make more!

Cheers,

Chris-GEN

June 1, 2007

Cool, Ken!

Let me know if you ever do a song on Charlie the Tuna! And don’t think I have not noticed the similarities between overweight arses and certain Republican candidates, but as a Christian podcaster I cannot narrowcast everything I think.

Best wishes,

Jeri
Recovering Fundamentalists Podcast

May 6, 2007

Thanks,

Your review made me laugh out loud.

Oh and Franky was being watched as he did that, I wanted to see if he would get his head all the way in there. And he is still alive to speak of it.

Sorry about the last name….My last name was Dveirin. Every time I went to the grocery store the clerk would hand back my card and say, “Um, thanks Mrs. Um. Dveirnnn.”

I really enjoy the humor in your songs. My husband thinks I am nuts because all the songs I listened to from podsafe were in the category.

Any way I could bribe you to create me a theme song?

Theresa
Knitting Time Together Podcast

April 24, 2007

Thanks, have added the (Mort Sahl blog entry) URL and the schnauzer pod URL to the news section.

Will peruse your site…looks interesting, if depressing (in terms of such things as the ASCAP entry, which drew a response from a friend of mine who hates BMI).

Yeah, but it was always like this. I remember Pat Paulsen remarking on the extremely small amount of money that vat of “Chocolate” song netted him (covered by The Smothers Brothers).

Cy Kottick

April 23, 2007

Hey Ken,

Sup Doc? I was on your site for the first time this morning, Pretty cool. I need to get you to sign a copy of your CD so folks will believe I knew ya when you were one of us little people on lower greenville :)

I saw the song by Brandon on the playlist. He still alive? Wow — If you see him tell him I said welcome back to civilization — LOL!

Well just dropping a line to say hi and I’m proud someone I know is doing good.

Peace,

Rob G

April 20, 2007

I got a kick out of your blog entry about the show. I’ll play some more your music on a future show. Howard played your song? Cool.

Big Phil
Big Phil’s Love Parade

Feb. 5, 2007

Hi Ken,

This is Joanna from the Random Fandom podcast. Thanks so much for leaving a comment at our website and for your review of our podcast on your site! :)

BTW, I am the daughter, and my mom is Laurie. I started the podcast and she is my co-host. Thanks so much for sharing your song with us: it’s fantastic!

Joanna

January 26, 2007

Hope you haven’t gotten any hate mail for your Robinswrong.com post. Funny stuff, thanks!

Robinswrong.com

January 20, 2007

Thanks for the review. To be honest, I heard your song on Demento not that long ago and when I saw it on The Podsafe Music Network, I figured, that a cool song, I’ll play it.

I just updated the Podsafe Music Network for your song.

Thanks,

Taylor Kent
*The Snarky Avenger*

December 24, 2006

hey ken… thanks for another great visit… you are a funny son-of-a-bitch and a great guest i wish you amazing success in 2007… and feel free to workshop your material on our little show anytime!

next year i”m gonna hit you up for introductions to your (near)famous friends to be guests, too…

many thanks for the plugs and links and good luck on the sirius poll… i hope we can help a little bit!

cheers

robin
Schnauzer Logic is back as a podcast!

Listen Online

December 21, 2006

I think Ken Turetzky is a very talented writer be it print or music. The fact that I am his mom has nothing to do with my opinion.

Wilma Turetzky

December 17, 2006

Hello Ken,

I hope all is well with you. I like your new webpage layout. I just wanted to check in and let you know that your song, Her Shit Don’t Stink, will be featured as one of the Top 16 songs of the year on my special, 3 1/2-hour year-end countdown show.

The show will broadcast on Saturday, December 30, 2006 at 8pm ET, and Sunday, December 31, 2006 at 8pm ET on Sirius Satellite Radio, Howard 101 channel.

Plus, your song is eligible to be named Song Of The Year, as voted by fans and the listening audience.

On the show, I will play the songs in the order they were originally broadcast, and will appear in the order below, and on the Red Peters voting panel at sirius.com/howard101.

1. He’s An Asshole – Francine, The Queen Of Obscene
2. 5 Big Boners Wiggling In Your Grandma’s Face – Rappy McRapperson
3. Her Shit Don’t Stink – Ken Turetzky
4. Big Vagina Opening – Herpe Boils
5. This Bitch Is Alright – Marc from Sick Animation
6. 2 Fat 2 Fuck – The Rap Bastardz
7. I Am Not A Terrorist – Whitie McWhitevich
8. I Love A Girl With Come On Her Face – Lewis The Cat
9. The Hand Of The Almighty – John R. Butler
10. There’s A Critter Up My Shitter – Alabama Big Earl
11. 25 Dollar Blow Job – Van Stone
12. I Gotta Take A Shit – Roach
13. The Muff Hair Song – The Clamsmen
14. Poo Poo Pee Pee – Bunkum
15. The Sex Song – Tastiskank
16. Good Hard Fuckin’ – Larry Pierce

Voting for The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour Song Of The Year will begin at 12 Noon ET on December 27, 2006, and will close at 5pm ET on January 10, 2007.

This is not a scientific poll. You, your fans, your friends, and others in the listening audience, can vote as often as they like. Some people vote night and day. There are no restrictions. The voting is intended for entertainment and amusement purposes only. The winner will be decided by the most number of votes cast, and will be announced on the Season Two Premiere of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour on January 26, 2007.

The show and voting will be promoted in radio spots on the Sirius Howard Channels, and on sirius.com and the Howard pages, so I’m expecting a very large audience to tune in. It should be excellent exposure for you and your music. So notify all your fans and friends!

Thank you for turning me on to your music and for being a guest on my program. I encourage you to keep in touch with me and send me any new songs or bits you record. I’m sure I’ll be playing you again in the future.

Thank you again, have a Happy Holiday, and good luck with the voting.

Peace and love,

Red Peters
Sirius Satellite Radio

September 28, 2006

hey ken…

you were a terrific guest… my audience, because it’s a podcast audience, generally listens to the full show and so is interested in real people talking about real things with their real emotions… we did an interview a few weeks back with ann zimmerman, a talented folk singer, who talked about audiences and the business, etc… and in our interview with kip addotta he went to town over ‘hack’ comics… none of this “if you don’t have something nice to say” stuff… what -you- do is f’ing hard! i’ve done stand-up and know what its like to be in front of an audience that’s saying, ‘make me laugh’… that’s why i prefer radio… i get to imagine that the audience is amused (and my co-hosts are my friends so we laugh at each other’s jokes, no matter how bad they are)…

anyway, after the show we all agreed you were one of the best guests we’ve had and would love to have you back to talk basketball or sports of any kind (i’m a baseball freak and sean is big into football but we all dig on the NBA) or whatever’s on your mind… just lemme know what’s your pleasure… we generally tape the same time each wednesday (or occasionally push it out to thursday)

anyway, thanks again and all the best!

cheers

robin
Schnauzer Logic

September 3, 2006

Hello Ken,

Been to your website, and its cool your song was on the Dr. Demento show, I used to listen to it a lot here in NH, but trying to figure out when the show is and on what radio station, well I guess i’d have to buy his shows.

Robert
The Write Stuff

September 3, 2006

Hello Ken,

Your song really added a special flavor to this week’s mixtape ;o). Thanks for placing your tune on the Podsafe Music Network.

I’m listening to Morris the Cat right now on your myspace page. The flute is awesome — I really dig the southwestern feel to this sad ballad.

Keep the great tunes flowin!

Cheri & Aaron
Headphone Bleed

August 29, 2006

Our listener numbers have definitely improved since we started, Ken. And really, we’ve done very little promotion, so it’s natural that we wouldn’t be taking the podosphere by storm. (We’ve got plans, though. Glorious plans.)

Anyway, I took a look at the roundup. It’s great! I’ll get a photo of me and Jen to you by the end of the week. That’s something we need to do, anyway. So, this just gives us an excuse to go ahead and do it. I also wanted to say congratulations on getting some play from Demento. He’s the king.

Shawno
Hyper Nonsense

August 27, 2006

Hey, Ken

Congrats on all your recognition from the Radio…that’s awesome. I added you on MySpace and checked out your tunes, interviews, etc…Choice!

Don’t know if I’ll ever get any kind of radio play – but I’m really more interested in writing for film – so probably the only people that will ever hear me are friends and people who happen by my pages at audiostreet, musicfreedom and MySpace. But it’s OK, I do it because I love to. It’s my drug.

Kevin
Famespear

August 25, 2006

Great music, Ken. You’re very talented, and it’s funny stuff.

Travis Goss
The UnRadio Show

August 16, 2006

Hey Ken,

It’s great to hear you’re getting so much action…I hope your efforts continue to be rewarded….

Randy Smith

July 31, 2006

Hi Ken,

Hey, I heard your song “Her Shit Don’t Stink” on Red Peters. That was very funny stuff. You bet we’d love to play some of your stuff on our little show! Thank you very much, Ken…I’ll let you know when we play it and send you a clip.

J. Miller
Big Ass Broadcast

April 24, 2006

Hi Ken

I’m Chris’ instrumental collaborator on “Drinking For England” & “My Fat Ass Itches”, playing various guitars, bass & my newly acquired Flying V shaped ukulele. I just wanted to say thanks for the support and exposure you’re giving our material via your site.

Over the last couple of years we’ve recorded tons of stuff together and after a bit of a break we’re now getting back together every couple of weeks to record new material. Still trying to decide whether to get back to live performing – we did quite a lot of this from summer 2004 for about 6 months and although we were going down well, we didn’t seem to be getting anywhere with it.

My other bands and projects got busy and I wanted to be a responsible husband and not be away from home every evening. On regrouping, it seemed that recording was the more rewarding (and cheaper) option so that’s the way we’re going now.

If you want a taster of my regular band, have a look here – www.stompceilidh.co.uk. We gigged at the weekend, in Exeter, Devon.

Thanks again Ken, keep writing and recording and keep in touch.

Cheers
Andrew King

April 13, 2006

Hi Ken

Looking good! It’s a whole lot better than the Soundclick site, no question about it – it’s in a whole different league.

I’ve done a bit of an update to my MySpace page following the writing and recording of our unofficial England World Cup 2006 anthem ‘Drinking For England’ under the name Athletico Volume Internazionalé. I think that if we can ever get it played it’ll go down really well here.

Cheers for now,

Chris Wilkinson

April 11, 2006

Congratulations! It looks like you found a perfect niche for this style.

The site is quite alright with me, except I hope you get some more dramatic features for your NEWS section, like maybe Watch for Ken on the Jimmy Kimmel Show next friday night, etc. I guess thats next.

Hank Black

April 5, 2006

Hi Ken

Thanks for the link – some lovely tunes and some great lines – I particularly like the one “She makes him change and then she dumps him because he’s not the man she knew.” A really nice feel about the whole set.

I’ve got a session with a pianist/flautist today so hopeful if all goes well that’ll bring my CD a bit closer to getting done.

Cheers for now

Chris

March 6, 2006

Thanks for the clip…you’re still a gas, man.

Kevin Page

March 9, 2006

KHEN! I always knew you would be famous! You are soooooooo talented and smart! In today’s western culture, I think you have found gold. I’m sorry I have no understanding or desire to be associated with something like Sirius Radio. So it is nice you forward me info about your endeavors!!! Soon we will have to pay for the air we breath (maybe we already do that?). I can hardly keep up with the internet.

Thom Prassa

March 5, 2006

wtg ken! …but uranus looks good tonite! have u heard that song by red peters? LOL i’ll request MORE KEN! what do u call urself? turret syndrome, ur name?

Beverly C.

March 5, 2006

Hey Ken,

I hope my little e-mail might do some good, even though I don’t have satellite radio. I’m sure they get plenty mail about you. Its just good to here someone from our little lower greenville crew doing good.

Robert Green

March 1, 2006

ken

way to go!

dont forget about the little people! :)

Bandmates

March 1, 2006

dear ken,

congrats on getting on satellite radio. will send messages to the sites you have mentioned. whats new in your show business career? let us know. stay well and happy,

uncle morty

March 1, 2006

Hey Ken, … congrats on that national radio exposure!! Press on, … well, you’re in the press …

Bill Isbell

March 1, 2006

hey Ken,

Well it’s about fuckin’ time…GREAT!!!!!!

Robert Crowe

March 1, 2006

sounds great ken… except I have XM. Maybe headed to Dallas in April.

Best, Rich

Feb. 28, 2006

that’s fabulous ken! i have a red peters cd. wish i had sirius…

Beverly C.

Feb. 28, 2006

Hi Ken:

Congratulations on your new gig. I don’t have Sirius, unfortunately.

David Tanny

Feb. 25, 2006

Ken-

It looks like the show with your song and interview will play Wednesday night, March 1st at 8pm est on Howard 100, Sirius Satellite Radio. They’ll most likely repeat it a few times. Thanks a pantload for everything.

Red Peters

Feb. 4, 2006

I will look forward to your new material!

Dr. Demento

Jan. 11, 2006

Hello again,

I just wanted to send a quick message to say thank you for the autograph, it arrived this morning, that was very kind of you and I really appreciate you sending it to me so I thought I would just say thanks again.

I shall be buying the dvd off of you soon, (as soon as I get paid next month), but until then, take care, keep up the good work, and best wishes for the new year,

Vince Cook

Jan. 2, 2006

Ken-

Thanks for turning me on to your tunes. It would be pissa if you’d send me a cd.

Red Peters

Dec. 31, 2005

Hi Ken,

May I first say how much I enjoy your work, I heard a bit of your “act” and I became a fan straight away, you’re hilarious! I downloaded the clips from your website and I was laughing so much that it almost hurt!

In case you were wondering where I heard about you, I followed a link from a website called “Chuckle Monkey”.

I have sent you this e-mail to therefore ask if it was possible for me to have your autograph, as I collect autographs of comedians/ bands that I like, so if you could send me an autograph, I would be very grateful, thanks

I would come along to one of your live shows and ask you in person, but as I live in Britain, it’s fairly unlikely that I’ll get the chance.

Anyway, I just thought I would ask, and also say how much I enjoy your work, I look forward to hearing back from you, but until then take care, keep up the good work, bye for now,

Vince Cook
Suffolk, England

Nov. 26, 2005

Lmao. I gotta check this out.

Danny B

Oct. 24, 2005

Your album cover gets the award for funniest in history!

Duncan (Badsamaritanmusic)

Oct. 5, 2005

Some funny funny stuff going on. My favorite though is the part were Daria’s sweet high virginal voice sings Her Shit Don’t Stink.

I brought a friend, but he went running from group to group. He came at the end of your set and sat still for a couple minutes and said “this cat is wild” and started busting up. That’s a huge complement coming from a metal head like him.

Robert Green

August 11, 2005

Hi Ken,

What’s wrong with musical, yet funny?

Hunter Hauk, QuickDFW

Myspace

From: Billy Bourbon (March 11, 2008)

Hi, Ken,

Your take on Fly Me To The Moon was infectious. I hate it. It kept playing in my mind when trying to sleep. “People I Know” has same potential. Please, stop it with the catchy tunes!!!!!

Have you heard of a Dallas based band called Southern Drive?

Look forward to your next song on Dalecast.

Billy Bourbon

From: Seamonkey (July 10, 2007)

Hey Ken, it’s the Seamonkey… thanks for the friend request!

Hey, you’re in Dallas! I’m in Fort Worth! Whattaya know! Do I smell collaboration in the future? SOMETHING smells, that’s for sure!

Let me know where you’re playing during the next couple of weeks, I’ll come say “hello” and enjoy your set! I’d love to meet a fellow dementoid in the same neck o’ tha woods!

See ya… lemme find out who to squeeze offa the top friends so I can put you there… local boy!

XOXO,

~Seamonkey

From: The Whiskey Sournotes (May 31, 2007)

just poked my head in to say hi!

i get a kick outta the little girl running away with her hands over her ears every time i see i (gotta five Y.O.) that CRINGES when i play….

hope things is good

pals

tom

From: The Whiskey Sournotes (May 23, 2007)

hi Ken!

When I listened to The Ballad Of Morris, milk shot outta my nose. Kinda creepy ’cause i don’t even drink the stuff.

anyway.. wanna be friends? hope you listen/hope you laff!

best to ya’

leggolambe

From: John (November 6, 2006)

Yes! I’v been a fan of Howard’s show since the 80′s sorry about Terre Haute! People from Indiana don’t go to Terre Haute! Hope it a good time for you! Sirius is a god send for guys like you and Howard! you can get so much more exposure!! I love Sirius!

I will give you my info you can put me on you mailing list
next time you in Indy let me Know and I will help get the word out, get a group of people to come to your show! drop me a line anytime!

P.S and the next time you see Sal and Rich kick them in the nuts for me! and thanks for the add!

John Carr

From: Carrie (September 19, 2006)

Subject: a friend’s don’t stink

Hi Ken,

I just sent a friend request.

I’m so glad I just saw you on MySpace. I wanted to let you know I just loved your song (and interview) on Red Peters show. It really said it. Who hasn’t been there!

A while ago now, but I’m still humming it!

Carrie

From: Foxycock (August 15, 2006)

Subject: ‘Morris The Cat’ to premiere on Dr. Demento

congratulations…my first real myspace friend…tom was 1st..you were second of our friends…..that’s totallly awesome…..

foxycock

From: Onetikisteve (August 1, 2006)

Ken,

Thanx for the great tunes!!! I heard you on Howard 100 and laughed my ass off. While riding I had some clients from Australia and they just sat with their mouths dropped to their knees and could not believe what they heard. As a result they are going to go to your myspace site and play the tunes for friends back home!!!

AWESOME…Thanx!!!

Onetikisteve

From: Red Peters (June 26, 2006)

Hi Ken-

I hope all is well. I’m still slugging away on the show. Looking forward to the yearend countdown and playing your tunes again.

Best regards-

Red

From: Whitie McWhiteivich (May 10, 2006)

Ken,

Hey Ken Turetzky! You sick bastard, we have to cut a Funny Song CD together.

Keep it stupid! Great job on the Red Peters Show!

Whitie McWhiteivich

From: A Bullet For The General (March 29, 2006)

Just ran across you randomly bro. But I was totally diggin your stuff. You’re a funny funny guy. keep it real man.

Brandon

From: Chris Wilkinson (March 14, 2006)

I have a weekly online jam session with a friend in Hawaii, and ever since she first played me ‘My Fat Ass Itches’ we’ve played it together every week since! Great song – it’s one of 3 or 4 regular tunes we always do. Anyway, I suddenly thought of seeing if you were on MySpace – and there you were!

From: Damaged Goods (March 12, 2006)

That’s some shoot-beer-out-yer-nose stuff YOU’VE got goin’ on! Come check us out sometime…

 - TJ
dgblues

From: W1ck3d W0lf13 (March 4, 2006)

heard phil talking about you on raw dawg. it was thursday or friday i think..he was talking about you on his show and played one of your songs..he spoke highly of you.

From: 1 MIKE 2 MIKE red MIKE blue MIKE
(March 4, 2006)

heard you on the red peters show…..dug your song.

From: Todd Chappelle (Jan. 6, 2006)

Your profile is connected to DFSXradio, which is in turn connected to several people on my friends list, Weird AL, Stephen Lynch, ETC … other “funny musicians”. I just recently starting writing humorous songs, so I am trying to listen to a lot of musical comedians right now as I put more material together. I liked your songs because they are funny, but they also have a “bluesy” element to them which is unique.

Thanks,

Todd

From: INVAIN (Nov. 16, 2005)

hey ken,

dallas has been great. we have a show a reno’s chop shop in deep ellum nov18. thanks for the thought. your stuff cracks us up man. try and make it out to the show and if you can’t, just keep in touch. talk to you soon.

invain

From: The Easter Bunny’s Best friend (Aug. 28, 2005)

Dear Ken,

I was coming back from Reno, Nevada listening to Raw Dog 147 comedy on Siruis Radio and they were talking about being on myspace, which I happen to be a member of. So when I was looking for Raw Dog 147 and it woudn’t come up I found you. The funny thing about this whole thing is that I am moving to Waxahachie Texas in 2 and 1/2 weeks. I hope I get to hear you on Sirius while I am traveling there. We are leaving for Texas on Sept 9th.

Sincerely,

~Rebecca~

Soundclick

April 21, 2006

Thanks for the shout. Checked out your new site the other day. Verdict: mighty!

Chee Z Flava
THE BLACK TRIANGLES

March 5, 2006

Diggin Fat Ass! Keep up the good work – T.

Ted Pickett

Nov. 20, 2005

Her sh*** don’t stink…….hmmmmm, that reminds me of just about EVERY WOMAN I’VE EVER MET! Good songs, Ken. Come visit my page, you might like my “comedy” songs (that term used lightly)

dr symmetry
Deep Fried Jesus

Aug. 29, 2005

My Fat Ass Itches is the best track on the Spam Channel by some distance!

Chee Z Flava
THE BLACK TRIANGLES

June 19, 2005

well now!!! you’s just say it like it is,,,
i can dig it!!!

cool man

.,,,”LONI”,,,
LONI KIM

May 15, 2005

Ken,

I hope you realize you and Daria would be great singing something besides comedy and when or if the comedy runs dry don’t forget how good you are musicly.

York
hillbilly democrats

May 13, 2005

Ken,

Added you to a couple of stations your stuff really IS great. You ought to have to write a Bush biography comedy song since you claimed you had one. I know you could write a good one after hearing your vocals, guitar, and production. Or you could just leave it a lie and run for office as a Republican.

Anyway, Cool Material!!I knew that sh*** don’t stink girl.

York
hillbilly democrats

May 9, 2005

FUNNY STUFF!

HEADSTONE

March 3, 2005

yo, cheers for the message, ill put more songs up on it, chekd out sh*** dont stink and fat ass itches. Both quality tunes and amusing lyrics, keep it up

Chris (Torly)
Butts Bankers

Dec. 20, 2004

Hi Ken,

It’s not often I visit the comedy genre, but glad I did. “Her sh*** don’t stink” and “Don’t really matter” are so funny.

Great stuff, so where are all your messages I wonder!!
Hope you don’t mind I’ve put a link to here on my own website (front page for Christmas!)

All the best,

Carol Douglas

Jan. 9, 2004

man this sh*** is pretty f***in funny especially her sh*** dont stink, i think ya might be able to make some money off this. Hey, everybodys got their angle, good luck.

Anyway, Cool Material!!I knew that sh*** don’t stink girl.

lockgw

August 12, 2003

Ken Turetzky is a superlative comedian and guitarist.

Signed,

Susie

His sister who will be severely indian burned if she does not type a complimentary message